Signs that you are an alcoholic

October 23, 2007 - Posted by emelda
  1. You don’t remember why you have a hangover.
  2. You keep beer cool in your toilet cistern.
  3. Friends and family members express their surprise that you’re still alive.
  4. You drink a lot of alcohol.
  5. You hide beer in the arms of your lazy boy
  6. Your bartender says “HI” to you in the supermarket.
  7. Your liver stop working 6 months ago.
  8. You sleep in the toilet next to the toilet bowl.
  9. You woke up with a smelly stain on your clothes and think that was your perfume.

Cheers everyone!!

 

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2 Comments

  1. papajoneh says:

    Used to be like that.. until one day.. i woke up tasted the sea water splashed on my face. yeah true story one.. never again. I’m clean now.. kekekeke..

    until of coz the guiness come visit lah.

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    ... on July October 24th, 2007
  2. emelda says:

    papajoneh-Sea water ka atau lain water? Bukan yg air kuning kuning and panas panas ka?Sabahan call SOBU? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA…

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    ... on July October 24th, 2007

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