December 28th, 2007 by emelda

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe.

Now we have already warned you…Better say what we wanna hear or else…..you will end up fixing your own dinner,washing your own clothes,sleeping at the sofa or worse kicked out from home.

December 23rd, 2007 by emelda

I love this particular weekend…i have never seen so many colourful lights in one street!!! I never seen so many beautiful Christmas deco in one neighbourhood…i have never seen so many people in front of a stranger house just to take picture and pose with the Christmas deco and yet you are welcome to do so….WOW!!!

Ah…… i wish i can move in to this settlement. The neighborhood is so friendly,warm and welcoming. You can really feel the SEMANGAT KEJIRANAN here….which we do not see and get to feel that anymore specially when you are living in the big city….how sad!

Anyway, it’s picture time!!

Tastefully decorated house.

I have no idea how long did it take this family to deco the whole house..but it’s really amazing and beautifully done!!!Now that’s what i call CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!

P/s: This house was swarmed by tonnes of people..non stop!!

Heheh..this is another house…. i think the santa look scary,but the lights deco is beautiful!

Lights everywhere!!

This pic…don’t we look like we’ve been cut and pasted on?

Remind us of Papaj…..never knew Papaj ada kedai jual wine,beer and liquor in Melaka!

I’m so gonna come and visit this settlement again next year,wo hoooooooooo!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!

Have a great holiday!!!

December 17th, 2007 by emelda

Cute!!

Is this what the phone was doing when they created the ringtones? LOL!!

Watch out for his booty shaking dance!Wohooo…shake that booty man!!

hahahahhahah…hmmm sound familiar?

December 16th, 2007 by emelda

R.I.P Gable

09 Dec 07 - 14th Dec 07

You have to stay this time mummy
i now have to be free
Don’t be sad mummy
for now i’m at peace
Let go of your pain,let it take part of you
because from out of these ashes,a new life will bloom
Dan’t look for me in place i have been
I am in your heart mummy
and inside your soul
…and everything that reminds you of me
see, im not really gone
Don’t be lost in the dark
or scared when you’re alone
My spirit is near you and my light will shine on

You will always be miss and loved Gable. Till we meet again.

December 14th, 2007 by emelda

Hi Everyone,

Won’t be able to update my blog for now..will be back soon! Thanks for dropping by here….:)

Be good and take care!

Love,

Kadazanbonita.

December 9th, 2007 by emelda

When are guy says:

“IT’S A GUY THING”

Translated:* “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”

Translated:* “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”

Translated:* “I have no idea how it works.”

“TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”

Translated:* “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”

Translated:* “Are you still talking?”

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”

Translated:* “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop,’ the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car

I’ve ever owned… but I forgot your birthday.”

“OH, DON’T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”

Translated:* “I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”

“HEY, I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING.”

Translated:* “And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.”

“I CAN’T FIND IT.”

Translated:* “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”

Translated:* “What did you catch me at?”

“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”

Translated:* “No one will ever see us alive again.”

“WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.”

Translated:* “I make the messes; she cleans them up.”

December 7th, 2007 by emelda

No, i have not beli him anything yet..sigh!

We had a simple dinner just the “2 of us” on the eve of his birthday. Had it at TGIF Curve.

Our Dinner..Chicken Taco and Steak!

Just like the TGIF tag line says: Come for the food, stay for the fun!

He had no idea this was coming,hahah..thanks to me.He was asked to stand on the bar counter and were asked to sing a song. For 5 minutes, TV and music that was playing earlier on was switched off..Now attention was all on Dan! Apa lagi si gaman..berpeluh bah..hahahahha…blushing all the way! Kasian….

See …Malu malu kucing lagi…

After all that, Bartender gave him this drink…GRAVEYARD!HAHAHHAAH

He suffered..took him an hour plus to finished this drink..poor Dan..

We went home around 11…i had a good night sleep that night ..wonder why..hahahahah!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EASTER EGG!! :p

P/S: Whose birthday coming up next? NEED MY HELP? “Evil Grin”

December 5th, 2007 by emelda

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, happy birthday you, happy birthday to you!!!

Love you!!

Yours truly,

Miss Vogonok

December 5th, 2007 by emelda

Dan: Eh mana itu Vogonok?

Me: What? Did you just say VOGONOK?

Dan: Yea

Me: hahahahahahhaha..it’s Togonok la!

Snort snort..ing ing ing…..

…………………………………………………………………..

On the way to the Airport…Nephew was sitting on Mummy’s lap.

Suddenly..’Ring,Ring”( Phone was inside mum side pocket)

Nephew: Alamak, bergegar oh..”he quickly stand up”

Mum: Huh? apa yg bergegar? Yoyok kau?

Nephew: Ya…”innocent ni muka dia”

Everyone in the car burst out laughing!

……………………………………

Nephew: Mum ( He refer my mum as mum) kenapa yoyok sia tiada tulang ni? Macam mana ni?

Mum:Apa kau bilang Xavier?

Nephew: Yoyok sia bah, kenapa teda tulang ni??Mana sudah tulang dia pigi??

Mum: LOL!!!!

That’s Xavier…the youngest of them all… ahhhhhh i miss them all.

December 4th, 2007 by emelda

Oh Dear #1

Guess what??? 2 more days from now it’s Dan’s burseday d..and sia belum beli present lagi…argggggggggggggggg!!

Macam mana ni?? Teruk kan sia? Adeh… i really don’t know apa mau beli bah and besides that my lovely company belum lagi bagi kami punya gaji ni..adeh…double arggggggggggggggg!!

Mau beli jam?? Susah juga..hari tu sia bawa dia pi jalan jalan cari jam..punya la banyak specifications dia. Adeh mengalahkan tondu ni i tell you..cis! :p

Or should i just buy him a vacation ticket? But again where and when?Or perfume? Tapi that’s mean i need to drive all the way to the airport(KLIA)just to get one unique perfume!

Isk,isk,isk..binggung sia.. maybe i should just wrap myself up and deliver myself to the front door kan? He better be surprise when that happen.LOL!

Oh well, wish me luck people…last minute thing always drives me gila!

Oh Dear #2

Christmas is just around the corner.. sia belum beli Christmas gift and i have not put up my Christmas tree lagi…alalalalallalala.

Hmm..so what is your plan for Christmas? Staying home or going somewhere?

Me? Staying with Dan’s family…jeng jeng jeng..And it’s for a week…wish me luck number 2 people ! LOL!

“Mel is in a nervous mode”