Ain’t this true??
December 9th, 2007 by emelda
When are guy says:
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated:* “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated:* “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated:* “I have no idea how it works.”
“TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated:* “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated:* “Are you still talking?”
“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
Translated:* “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop,’ the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I’ve ever owned… but I forgot your birthday.”
“OH, DON’T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”
Translated:* “I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”
“HEY, I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING.”
Translated:* “And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.”
“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated:* “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated:* “What did you catch me at?”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated:* “No one will ever see us alive again.”
“WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.”
Translated:* “I make the messes; she cleans them up.”
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December 10th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Nicely put translations!! ha,ha,ha,ha…
wah lama oh i din put comments in friend’s blogs….
and finaly today got time!!! Yay….
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December 11th, 2007 at 4:59 am
“TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated:* “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
Happens every damn time!
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December 12th, 2007 at 2:22 am
hehe…i like the one below…
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
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December 13th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
LMAO! Sounds just like a guy!
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December 14th, 2007 at 4:51 am
I like this one:
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated:* “What did you catch me at?”
hahaha. Happened all the time to married couple. LOL.
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December 17th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Hi, Emelda.
Just dropped by to say “Can’t wait to get married to find out if it’s true or not. LOL.”
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December 22nd, 2007 at 9:54 am
Ohhh.. so you know my husband??? hahahaa.. ngam lah tu.. semua tu pun dia..
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December 28th, 2007 at 11:13 am
Ahh…glad to know im not the only one getting this virus at home….LOL!!!
Dan: If you are reading this..pretend you did not see this…PLEASE..
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