Tips for the men

December 28, 2007 - Posted by emelda

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe.

Now we have already warned you…Better say what we wanna hear or else…..you will end up fixing your own dinner,washing your own clothes,sleeping at the sofa or worse kicked out from home.

:D :P

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11 Comments

  1. Shemah says:

    hahahaha… selalu i kena that “should u be eating that” line! cilakak! :P

    so next time he says it, i’ll say “should u be saying that? kalau mau tidur di kolam ikan, cakap sajaaa”. LOL!

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    ... on July December 28th, 2007
  2. Jewelle says:

    Mel, you have to tell other tips because I happened to marry a man who can fix his own dinner, do laundry, no problem sleeping on the sofa!

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    ... on July December 28th, 2007
  3. papajoneh says:

    wow ganas juga Shemah dis.. kekeke… but I guess my wife can act like that too.. understood understood.

    So guys.. bila mau cakap dengan pompuan, kena cakap dalam hati dulu. Fikir puas2 dulu before let it out to her. I pernah tersalah cakap.. almost almost… separated (palis-palis). Nah kau cakap pasal experience ni! LOL.

    I always like to say this “Wahhh, nice nice”. “When did you buy that?” “I should buy that for you.” Hahahaha.

    I’m lucky thats what I’m saying here :D

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    ... on July December 30th, 2007
  4. ezooone says:

    ekekeke…takut sa sama c shemah oh…gila tdur d kolam ikan!!!itu mmg btul sbb mulut badan binasa tu…kwang3…

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    ... on July December 31st, 2007
  5. Adlina says:

    Wow, very well said! I’m so glad I found this entry =D

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    ... on July December 31st, 2007
  6. papajoneh says:

    Happy New Year 2008 Mel!

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    ... on July January 1st, 2008
  7. Shemah says:

    Se tidak ganas bah.. cuma laki ni kadang mesti pandai jaga hati jugak.. heheehe.. bukan senang mau beranak pinak ni.. LOL!

    Anyways, just dropping by to wish you Happy New Year, MEL! May this New Year bring you more happiness (if that’s possible) than the last! ;-)

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    ... on July January 1st, 2008
  8. ezooone says:

    :) true shemah…i’m on your side…

    anyway mel, happy new year!!! mesti best ko sana kl kan!!! envyyyyy!!!

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    ... on July January 1st, 2008
  9. tanakwagu says:

    ba ada kebetulan tu, pandai2 la urus kehidupan kn. ba apa pun masih belum terlambat merry christmas 2007 and happy new year 2008. hino kopo kio sumandak.

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    ... on July January 2nd, 2008
  10. limadang.com says:

    happy new year!20000008

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    ... on July January 2nd, 2008
  11. emelda says:

    Shemah-HAHAHHAHAHAH…itu baru la ..kolam ikan, LOL!!

    Jewelle-Er…sleep in the kolam ikan???

    papajoneh - Betul Papaj..think before saying it out unless kalau the couple betul betul mau World War 5 di rumah..nah,lantak la..hantam saja cakap. Having said that..this apply to the women also. :)

    Happy New Year to you and Family Papaj.

    Shemah-Jaga hati is a must in a relationship,susah kalau tidak pandai.Specially men,they need to work harder at this one.

    Happy New Year to you and your family moi!!Give my kiss and hugs to Buddy and Allie. :)

    Adlina- Thanks for dropping by. :) Happy new year!

    ezooone- Happy New year to you too!! Kl and KK sama saja bah the celebration :)Teda perbezaan.

    What makes it difference is the people. Betulkan?? Right crowd,great party..bad crowd,party sux! ;)

    tanakwagu-Thank you. Same to you, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Thanks for dropping by :)

    limadang.com- Happy new Year to you too.All the best! :)

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    ... on July January 3rd, 2008

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