Borneo Baruk or Buruk?

March 31st, 2008 by emelda

After months and months of memerap in the house, last Friday we decided to go out and venture down to KL.

Borneo Baruk was the destination. Never been there, this is our first visit to this club.We arrived at 10:45pm. We were asked to wait and sit outside for another 45 min as Celcom were having their private function. As soon as we got in the club, we found out the MC that was hosting the function was Hannah Tan and Douglas Lim!

Apa lagi all the boys go goo goo gaa gaa over Hannah! LOL!!

Anyway, nothing much to shout out about this club..except the concept of the club. Which was decorated in traditional Sarawakian style and 90% of their waiters are from East Malaysian! Apa lagi me order minuman pun cakap Sabahan slang..syiok! I felt like i was in KK that night! :D

Other than that,music was HORRIBLE!!! The DJ NEVER update his music collection, Imagine that?! They were playing music yang sudah BASI like 80’s and early 90’s!Man, i was so bored!! I even felt like they rewind the whole song selections over and over again!!! Arg!!! Sigh..Anyway here’s some of the pictures..

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Me and Hannah Tan..you should see all the boys faces when i called her to our table! LOL!

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The party people…Dan,Me,Jeevan,Ennie,Ravind and Heyma.

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Dan and Ravind favorite Decorations.Yes, that was one of the deco in the club..tengok la apa sudah jadi.

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Last, this were the “cave” where we were seated for the night.

Come to think about it…memang betul i felt like i was in the cave because of the music selection they were playing!

SOOOOOOOOOO OUTDATED!!!

We need you!

March 30th, 2008 by emelda

OK peeps, as you know we are in the midst of organizing 2nd Sabahan Bloggers meet. We need your help in spreading the love to all your friends. Everyone is invited even if you are not Sabahan :D. Please help us by putting up the banner in your blog and if you could write about it ,even better :D I believe everyone would love to hear it from you too!

The date is already confirmed It will be on the 2nd of August( Saturday). Venue and timing will be confirm latest by end of April.

We are targeting 100 bloggers this time around and looking for more sponsorship for this event. So if you know anyone out there who can sponsor us in any ways…they are most welcome to drop us an email.

This is the team: You can contact anyone of them if you have any question.

Let’s make it happen peeps!

P/s: If you have any great/crazy/fun idea on what you think we should do on the nite and want to share it with everyone..contact us,don’t be shy. :D

Women to Men

March 29th, 2008 by emelda

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Happy Weekend.

:D

True Malaysian.

March 28th, 2008 by emelda

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggie Mee.

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch ‘ Santa Barbara ‘, depress, no mood, etc…

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all ‘dried up’.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The ‘cure for all’. If it fails we have another secret weapon: Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL WATCH :
Petaling Street ’boutique’ watch

NATIONAL WATCH FOR YUPPIES :
Petaling Street ’boutique’ Rolex

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
‘NATIONAL’ Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH ! DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing those French brands
like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better, when the local mechanics say ‘Pew Jeot’.
When I was in school, Milo was always ‘Mee Lo’, now that I’m sophisticated, I say ‘My Lo’.
So don’t be embarrassed saying ‘Carry 4′ when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as ‘rangutan’.

Magic eye, your size is this….

March 27th, 2008 by emelda

Ok, my next entry is about women,. The must thing to have being a women, well unless kalau kau tinggal in zaman purba then no you don’t need this but you need leaves :D or maybe not…maybe just your original skin…hmmm.

Anyway, i was out yesterday for a meeting in Sunway Pyramid. The meeting was suppose to be only for 30 min but it dragged on for like freaking 2 hours,sigh. Oh well…

So back to my story, i’m going to talk about BRA. Yes, you read that right, BRA. I have been wanting to buy new lingerie for the past few days but living in Shah Alam has turned me into a lazy bum to go jalan jalan in shopping mall. But today i was “force” to go to Sunway, i thought, oh well let me go shop for it la.

I went in to this particular shop( just because i saw the sign SALES 70%)and started checking out their ranges. Nice i said to myself but knowing how bra can be so difficult to choose(different brand ,different cutting or cup size you know, wonder why can’t they just standardize it !!??) so i asked the lady to help me. :D

First thing she did was looked at my chest and then gave me the size that she think fits me..now, this made me wonder, are they trained to look at other women chest and immediately know their sizes?? How did they do that? This always happen to me, sometimes the sales lady would asked me what is my size and before i could even answer, she already answered her own question and most of the time they got it right! WAAAAAAAAAA!! I’m just so ..hmmm… speechless! Is it that easy to guess someone else chest size?? If you would ask me randomly, what is that person chest size…i would definitely go …erm i don’t know..or if i’m in my cheeky mood i would answer it like how true Malaysian would answer you…the size of Rm0.50 NASI LEMAK! OLE!! Eh, you are lucky ok if someone said it’s rm0.50 some people i know would only give rm0.30 Nasi Lemak!! LOL!!Tsk,tsk,tsk…Naughty!

Anyway,this particular lady did the magic too. She almost got everything right even when i told her that is not my size but she insisted because she said the cutting is different and true enough it fits me perfectly! Man, i am so wowed by this lady, boleh tahan! Do you ladies get this kind of “look” as well when you go and hunt for your lingerie?? Or is it just me who is getting this “magic” look,again??

Don’t you think they should open up a booth just to help our man to buy us lingerie as a present? Common, how many of you man out there really know your other half sizes? I think only 30 out of 100 men really know in and out about their other half sizes. If they offer this kind of services, i believe us ladies would be very happy simply because our other half balik with La senza,xixili or VICTORIA SECRET to give us a present.Selamat juga duit kita kan?? LOL!! No more excuses saying oh i don’t know your size ba…

Oh well, since she got almost everything right i choose 3 out of 10 that i tried on and now i’m poorer by Rm62.

That is my story for today…Have a great day peeps.

Vroom,vroom you like me???

March 26th, 2008 by emelda

Sometimes i wish a car or bus would just run into them, deserved it! I wish i have the guts to say those prayers but no i don’t, but sometimes i just could not help but be evil and have this crazy thoughts in my head. I really DISLIKE them! I think they are nothing more than just a PEST..what have they done so far? Killing, hurting, robbing,raping women and putting other people life in danger because they think that their stunt is so impressive and beautiful that they have the rights to do it anywhere and anytime they like!!

6:30pm, i was rushing back home from Klang and was enjoying my Che’nelle Cd (free Cd ba,got it from Nike event) and the wind that’s blowing my newly trimmed hair (ceh,for while i feel like model ni…LOL!!! Prasan kejap) but that feeling did not last long cause there was this BIG BLOODY KUTUs mengacau!

I was so shocked when i realize this 2 stupid ass idiots moron silaka hantu MAT REMPIT next to my car! I did not know since when did they followed me but sure hell they did scare me!Imagine ba, suddenly you see 2 figures so close to your front passenger seat? Wouldn’t you be scared as well?With all their fake gears and black cheap leather jacket,pants and cheap looking kapcai motor?? Arggggg…I HATE THEM!!

The first thing i did was to check if my door was locked ( thank God i did).They were so close to my car that they could actually just open my door and invite themselves in and just take my lap top bag and my purse away!

Anyway, as soon as i know i’m “safe” i drove as fast as i could and press my speed dial number to call Daniel. I need someone to talked to and calmed me down. I was so “spooked” by this “hantu”! Celaka! I was actually worried that they might catch up with me again and just harmed me…adeh, Sometimes my imagination pun not helping me! Sigh! I keep looking at my rearview mirror to check mana those hantu went!

True enough they did, they managed to catch up with me! But i guess, being on the highway and busy road they do not dare to do anything stupid but just did a stupid lame stunt.I feel like screaming at them…You freaking THICKOS!!!!

But again if that was Charlie Cox or George Clooney, i don’t think i would mind them doing that stunt and waving at me :D i may even stop and give them my number! LOL!!!

But unfortunately this picture look better than them!

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I feel like my saham terus jatuh…celaka!

Apakah itu?

March 26th, 2008 by emelda

Oh, did you see that banner? There the banner on the left side of my blog? Can you see it? It’s purple-ish in color…can you see?

Oh common, i believe you can see it. :D Apa lagi…datang la! You are invited! So come and join the fun you.

It’s 2nd of August, so please keep yourself free that day! More details about this event soon but for now,mark your calendar and make yourself available! No more excuses as this time we are making it on the weekend. Wohoo…we will have ARAMAI- TII session together-gether!

I like you,so i cubit you la.

March 25th, 2008 by emelda

I have other stories in mind but nah, i decided not to write it yet (again).

So let me show you guys what i have been getting lately on my kaki! You see i don’t remember knocking over something or even feel any pain on my kaki but i get bruises for no reason!!

I’m amazed by it…you see last week i got it on my knee ( right side of my leg) 2 dots to be exact. i thought i must have knocked something without realizing it. So i ignore it…but yesterday i found 3 dots on my left legs pula, this time lagi besar the dots! Again it’s not painful!!! And this time it looks kinda ugly la!!

Orang tua tua at my kampung used to explained to me that if we get blue black marks on your body without feeling any pain on that particular spot, they say that’s because you’ve been pinched by the unseen thing!! So i showed it to Daniel yesterday,he made my heart skip a beat, not because i was happy but i was surprise to what his reply to me…he said i think this “thing” is a male and i think he likes you a lot!!! Yikessss!!!! “Faint” “Thinking hard home ada unseen things? And it’s male??”" Argggggggg….. he made my mind and imagination running wild yesterday…shite! He ended up sleeping at the sofa  while i was watching movie..hehehe padan muka…tu la kasih takut lagi sia….

Anyway, after making me think and imagining the crazy stuff ,he went on saying it is also scientifically proven that it has something to do with my blood circulation. I feel better but honestly, i cant help but think how true can the orang tua tua punya saying??? Won’t you start thinking about it as well if you get blue black marks for no reason?

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You…

March 24th, 2008 by emelda

Gonna start the week with this song. Happy Monday everyone.. :D

There’s always something in the way
There’s always something getting through
But it’s not me
It’s You
It’s You

Sometime’s ignorance
Rings true
But hope is not in what I know
It’s not in me, ee
It’s in You
It’s in You

It’s all I know
It’s all I know
It’s all I know

And I find peace when I’m confused
And I find hope when I’m let down
Not in me, Me,
In You
It’s in You

I hope to lose myself for good
I hope to find it in the end
Not in me, Me,
In You
In You

It’s all I know
It’s all I know
It’s all I know

In You
In You
It’s in You
It’s in You

There’s always something in the way
There’s always something getting through

But It’s not me, ee

It’s you
It’s you
It’s you
It’s you
It’s you
(It’s all I know)
It’s you
It’s you
(It’s all I know)
It’s you
It’s you
(It’s all I know)
It’s you
It’s you
(It’s all I know)
It’s you
It’s you…

Happy Weekend Everyone!

March 22nd, 2008 by emelda

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Happy Weekend Everyone!

:D

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