True Malaysian.
March 28th, 2008 by emelda
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggie Mee.
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch ‘ Santa Barbara ‘, depress, no mood, etc…
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all ‘dried up’.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The ‘cure for all’. If it fails we have another secret weapon: Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL WATCH :
Petaling Street ’boutique’ watch
NATIONAL WATCH FOR YUPPIES :
Petaling Street ’boutique’ Rolex
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
‘NATIONAL’ Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH ! DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing those French brands
like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better, when the local mechanics say ‘Pew Jeot’.
When I was in school, Milo was always ‘Mee Lo’, now that I’m sophisticated, I say ‘My Lo’.
So don’t be embarrassed saying ‘Carry 4′ when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as ‘rangutan’.
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- Posted in Humor
March 28th, 2008 at 11:17 am
eh apa tu cap kaki tiga???
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March 28th, 2008 at 11:39 am
I don’t know about the “Moh Fah Kor” - apakah?
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March 28th, 2008 at 11:59 am
tihtahpah-Tiga kaki was famous before. But now its chi kit took over…
Jewelle Tan-Mo far kor is Asam jeruk they sale this in kedai kedai runcit for rm0.50(i think la)asam masin punya,it’s greyish in color.
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March 28th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Ehh.. if I come up with this excuse, it’s genuine ok! Tiap bulan sia sakit macam mau mati tu bila time kena tembak Jepun! LOL!!!
But the other list tu kan.. OMG it’s so funny and true at the same time!!
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March 28th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
LOL! punya lama se inda makan tu Mor Fa Kor..
omg so true XD
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March 28th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
ha ha ha… true true… truly Malaysian ma..
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March 28th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
aduiiiiiii…ku terasa. Especially itu MC. HAHAHAH!!! I miss doing that…pasal hangover jadi migraine or period pain! XD! Satu lagi excuse femes, cirit birit or gastric! Always works becoz konon the dr cant really tell, main picit2 perut ja then u just say OUCH!! lol..hahaha!Tipah tertipuu.. Funny man this posttt.. XD!
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March 28th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
and ya, when travelling I bring those 3 together…Panadol, Moh Fa Kor (Uncle Mo)lol..and Minyak kapak! Hancurrrr…! Misti ada tu if me. huahuhauauhua!! Naik Kundasang kah or traveling by air. Oya, cure for diarrhoea..tu pil Chi Kit Teck Onn pun femes. The biji2 hitam kici tu..yai! hahhaa.
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March 28th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Sia paling ingat if rambut sia gugur terus mama sia cakap..Na tu lah..makan lagi banyak2 ajinomoto!! ahaha adakah!
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March 29th, 2008 at 4:55 am
LOL funny stuff!!!
Oh ya, featured ur 27 dresses comment in my 27 dresses review. Really sayang the movie ok2 saja.
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March 29th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Best best.. especially si amie punya comments. Hahaha. Good info here.
One thing caught me, “stout”… itu ja benda baru ni. kekekee.
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March 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
ethel-Moi i understand what you go through sebab memang siapun kena that almomst every month.
Kalau bukan tu memang migraine.
massy- Sia pun i tell you..lama sudah inda nampak that thing ni…LOL! Sedap kan?
amie-TSk Tsk Tsk..ni la ba ni gengster sabah ni! Curi tulang saja..LOL!!! But ya memang ramai pakai the cirit birit excuse kan? Celaka betul. Minyak kapak is still my companion everytime sia travel…must have takut tiba tiba mabuk ni..:D
KadusMama- Yes,yes..selalu tu sia kena kasih tau like that and also the keropok Mamee..ingat the perencah? My mom selalu tu cakap jangan makan banyak sangat tu barang adala kau jadi botak ni nanti!LOL!
impedius- Yea, the 27 dresses was not that great to me.Towards the end it’s kinda “Duh” for me..sayang
papajoneh-
kenapa papaj,kau mau pakai one of Amie excuses after meeting Mr.Stout? Or Mr Kilkenny? LOL!!
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April 1st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Ahhh… I’m a true Malaysian!
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April 1st, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Nessa-
High Five!
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