Woman are evil by nature
April 19th, 2008 by emelda
Yea rightttttttttttttt!! I don’t think so, i believe we are just wayyyyy smarter than men.We just know how to use our brain more than them..LOL! Like the saying goes..otak lelaki selalunya di lutut!
This is what i received from a friend of mine few weeks back..i had a good laugh reading at this..read on.
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
‘Are you the manager?’ she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
‘Actually, no,’ he replied.
‘Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,’ she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
‘I’m afraid I can’t,’ breathed the bartender.. ‘Is there anything I can do?’
‘Yes. I need you to give him a message,’ she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
‘What should I tell him?’ the bartender managed to say.
‘Tell him,’ she whispered, ‘There’s no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room.’
See..i told you…we are smarter than men…LOL!!!
“To all the lelaki out there..jangan marah :P”
Happy weekend everyone!!!
April 19th, 2008 at 11:10 am
eh?? the lady ada touch ‘oh..oh’ kah tu?? If yes!! ewwww..the bartender temakan sudah lah tu kan?? ahahahaa
Bah happy weekend to u and ur Dan too..
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April 19th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Oh good one Mel…*LOL*
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April 19th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
OMG!! Hahahaha.. that’s so gross!! haha.. thanks for the laugh! have a great weekend!!
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April 19th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
GROSSSS!!! But good one LOL!!
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April 20th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
HAHAHAA!!!NICE ONE!!!1-0 to the ladiesss!!!apa lagi dan,kita musti mo balas nih!nice weekend to u too mel and dan!
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April 21st, 2008 at 5:13 am
Yes, women are evil!! (except me, of course)
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