Ladies room

June 24th, 2008 by emelda

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.Sir, she said ” You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.”

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn’t resist.He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men’ s restrooms don’t have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large  powder puff caressed  his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

“What happened?” he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the  ATR button.

“The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.”

..   MEN NEVER LISTEN ..

Have a great day peeps, hope this joke have managed to put a smile on your face and made your day a brighter day today if not a lil. :D

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5 Responses to “Ladies room”

  1. papajoneh Says:

    hahahahhahahahahahahahaha… cilaka!

  2. kaDusMama Says:

    me also want to laugh like papajoneh..hahahahahahahahahaha!! tu lah tidak mau dingar cakap!

  3. Ratu Syura Says:

    OMG!!!!!! Hahahaha… Nyiluuu ni sia rasa! LOL!

    Btw, thanks for the vintage sunnies link! I’ve been crazy over vintage sunnies recently and I oredi bought 3 previously!! Hehehe..

  4. Kay Kastum Says:

    Ha ha.. mau gila sia ketawa di opis nih… aiyoh.. best..best!

  5. Shemah Says:

    hahahahahahaahhaha!! itulaaahh siapa suruh ndak pandai dingar cakap!! LOL!

    Thanks for the great laugh, Mel.. tekejut budak2 tu (in their sleep) mommy diorang ndak sedar diri sudah ketawa.. hahaahahaa..

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