Condom on my disk

September 10, 2008 - Posted by emelda

Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a new
secretary (a very attractive blonde) in the office down the hall from
me.

She flagged me down and asked for help. “My floppy drive won’t work,
can you help me ?” she asked. I told her I’d take a look and
proceeded over to her machine, where I found shredded up clear
plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5″ floppy drive.

While I spent the next 20 minutes getting out her disk and digging
out the plastic, I noticed two guys, John and Dave, in the hall
trying awfully hard to keep straight faces. Suspecting some mischief,
I asked her how the plastic got into the drive.

“Oh, you mean the condom!”, she said. “Condom???”, I asked. “Yes,
John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my disk
before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses.”

By this point, John & Dave were roaring, and it was all I could do to
keep from joining them. The “condom” turned out to be a standard 3.5″
plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her that a practical joke
had been played, and she shouldn’t do that anymore, when she asked
(as serious as one could be), “Does that mean I don’t have to stroke
it ten times or blow on it either???”

Wanted to write about somethig else today, but changed my mind. Will do it later.

Have a nice day peeps. I hope this entry did put a smile on your face. It sure did to me.

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11 Comments

  1. chegu carol says:

    nasib the blondie bukan betul2 the secretary in ur office oh kan Mel…kalu tida…aduish, hari2 gerenti kena jadi joke of the day…

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    ... on July September 10th, 2008
  2. Angeline says:

    Jerks!

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    ... on July September 10th, 2008
  3. kaDusMama says:

    ahahaha!!! i thou for real…
    tertipu kijap nie..
    if ada lah begitu buduh punya blondie, bah suruh dia p terjun dari bangunan lah..hahahaha

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    ... on July September 11th, 2008
  4. Kay Kastum says:

    Well at least she tried! :)

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    ... on July September 12th, 2008
  5. ethel says:

    Ishh… for a moment, I thought this was for real! Hahahaha!

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    ... on July September 12th, 2008
  6. marmalade says:

    astaga…how come..hahaha

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    ... on July September 16th, 2008
  7. Erin says:

    LMAO!! Klu btl ada org gitu kan, B, sia pun heran oo…LMAO!!

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    ... on July September 17th, 2008
  8. amy c says:

    wakakakaakakakakaaa….dumb ol blonde!!! wahahahaa….

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    ... on July September 17th, 2008
  9. eshark says:

    Put a condom inside a diskette to prevent virus.. LOL!

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    ... on July September 18th, 2008
  10. Kay Kastum says:

    Eshark- That’s a good one! LoL! Sial… ha ha

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    ... on July September 20th, 2008
  11. Olie says:

    OMG!!! This is farkin hilarious!! ha,ha,ha…. Thank you for making my bad day changing it’s course to a better one… LoLs!
    A blondie in my office once ask “Why bah you guy biar the paper macam begitu saja at the fax? Tidak masuk angin kah tu?” We were like wtf???

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    ... on July September 23rd, 2008

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