Prison Vs Working Place

In prison you spend majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in an 6×8 cubicle.

In prison you get 3 meals a day ( for free). At work you only get A BREAK for one meal and probably have to pay it yourself.

IN prison, you get a time break for good behavior. At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

In prison, the guard lock and unlock the door for you. At work, You must carry around a security card and unlock all the door by yourself.

In prison, you can watch tv and play games. At work, you get fired for watching tv and playing games.

In prison, they allow your families and friends to visit. At work, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Hmmm..so what are you waiting for?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

KILL YOUR BOSS!!! :P

Happy Monday peeps!

Random Posts

This entry was posted on Monday, November 10th, 2008 at 10:46 am and is filed under Fun stuff, Humor, Jokes, bla bla, macam-macam, ramblling, work. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Comments

  1. Gallivanter says:

    *Takes out water pistol* It’s about to get nasty!

    [Reply]

    emelda Reply:

    hehehe..did you manage to shoot your boss?

    [Reply]

    ... on July November 10th, 2008
  2. Nick Phillips says:

    Sounds exactly like my office … LOL!

    Btw, I tagged you. Again! LOL!

    http://nickphil67.blogspot.com/2008/11/b-c.html

    [Reply]

    emelda Reply:

    LOL! Same as my office…

    Tagged me again? Oh dear… hahaa..ok will get to it soon k :) Thanks Nick!

    [Reply]

    ... on July November 10th, 2008
  3. kaDusMama says:

    haha!! kalau boss mati..sepa mau bayar gaji??? hehe

    [Reply]

    ... on July November 12th, 2008

Post a Comment