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Christmas plan didn’t go as planned..oh well , let it be then.

Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by emelda in Uncategorized

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How was your whole week last week peeps? I hope it was great. My week was a lazy week for me.. Yes, i was not really motivated to do anything except..surf the net,sit, my mind wonders God knows to where and yes..imagining Christmas holiday!!! 

Hey, can you guys help me? I need ideas on what should i get for Botak for his birthday. I have thought of one present, but i could not make up my mind just yet. Worse i have to get him 2 presents..Birthday and Christmas! Aiyooooo..bankrupt i tell you(itu belum masuk my baju christmas) hmm, maybe i should just scrap my Christmas dress kan? After all its only family gathering ..i survived few years celebrating Christmas without buying new dress so another year won’t make any different..

Urg, i just got a call from mom..im upset to be honest..she is not willing to change her flight date to the date that we suggested. She is coming down here on the 1st and i cant take leave on that day as i need to work and save my annual leave for Christmas. She will be here for 1 week and will head back home to kk after that..so i guess, i wont be spending time with mom as much as i planned earlier on..she will be with Sis in genting from Monday till Wednesday/Thursday and then i have no idea where will they be.. URG! Sia merajuk and sakit hati.. i think i’m sick la.. sikit sikit merajuk now..

Anyway..don’t want to dwell on this matter any longer..what ever it is.. let it be la.

Daniel forwarded this to me..i find it amusingly funny..i like how Pete replied to all the questions.. here read on: ( Took only those i like the best)

Taken from Malaysia Today

Dear Pete,
Yesterday, the Anti-Corruption Agency arrested my cousin and alleged that he had attempted to bribe a Road Transport Department officer. They found the money hidden in his underwear and said that they had been monitoring his movements for some time on suspicion of handing out dirty money. What should I advice him to do? Should he just plead guilty and hope for a lesser sentence or should he fight the case out in court?

Wong

Dear Wong,
It would be very hard for the prosecution to prove that your cousin had attempted to hand out dirty money unless they can first prove that his underwear was not clean. I would advice him to fight the case out in court. Just make sure that he removes his underwear and lodges it in a safe place or else something ‘dirty’ might be planted on it like they sometimes do in cases such as sodomy.

Pete

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Dear Pete,
I plan to get a dog but I live in a neighbourhood where some of my neighbours are Muslims. I was told that dogs are taboo to Muslims and I do not want to upset my neighbours. I also read somewhere that the majlis perbandaran has a team of dogcatchers that goes around mercilessly killing dogs. How can I ensure that I do not upset my Muslim neighbours and will not run foul of the authority?

Mike

Dear Mike,
Muslims do not like doggies licking them as doggie saliva is considered najis or unclean. They have no problems getting licked by pussies though. In fact, they quite enjoy it. Just make sure that your doggie does not lick any Muslim and you should face no problems. The best would be to keep your doggie within your compound and not allow it to stray outside. Anyway, doggies that stray all over the place face the risk of getting knocked down by a car or it might catch an infectious disease. So that is all the more reason to keep them within your compound. And avoid Mongolian breeds as the police SWAT team has been told to be on the lookout for Mongolian bitches, though for what reason I really don’t know.

Pete

hahahaaah…that’s a sharp sharp sharp one…right to the hati! Ahaks!

Anyway , i better get back to work… Happy Monday.