Desperate will never do..
Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by emelda in Uncategorized
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Sunday Afternoon…..a conversation between me and a stranger in a lift
Him: Are you staying here?
Me: Yea i am..( in my heart – Duh! Dumb question)
Him: Never seen you around here before..you new here?
Me: No, im not. It’s just that i don’t go out much.
Him: Ahh..i see. So are you married?
Me: Nope, im not married. “in my head-Geez, what a place to pick up woman, In a LIFT!”
Him: So can i call you and maybe we can hang out together?
Me: No, sorry i’m attached.
“Ting” lift bell rang
Me: “Relief”
Him: “Sounding sad ” Oh, ok…sorry,thank you. ” He slumped and walk out the door without even looking at me”
Me: In my head ” That man is desperate to have a girl”
Men out there-instead of sounding/acting desperate, why don’t you start with a small chat, maybe send her to her unit FLOOR ( never follow her to her house as this will scare her!) and then ask her for her number. I believe if you do it right, the “Jackpot number” will be revealed to you easily at the end of the journey. 
And oh..don’t sound nervous too..cos if you do..we know..trust me. 
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charlenediane
Nov 25th, 2008
Cant blame a man for trying eh?
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emelda Reply:
November 25th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
heheh.. yea i suppose.
But adeh, even if i was single now..don’t think i would give him my number… too desperate that man.
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Greg
Nov 26th, 2008
I need your luck. Or try one of my famous lines.
“Your father must be a terrorist.”
Why?
“Because you’re da bomb!”
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emelda Reply:
December 12th, 2008 at 9:21 am
wahahahhahahahaha..im 100% sure that won’t work either babe! hahaha
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kaDusMama
Nov 26th, 2008
adeee!! hehe at least he tried bah mel..but he asked the wrong gal lah..kasian!!
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emelda Reply:
December 12th, 2008 at 9:21 am
yea..kesiannnnnnnnn
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claire bennet
Nov 27th, 2008
funny Greg…that line surely will amuse me…haha
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emelda Reply:
December 12th, 2008 at 9:21 am
yea ba…mulau ba Greg ni
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Kay Kastum
Nov 28th, 2008
Okay. Taking notes now… more tips coming soon?
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emelda Reply:
December 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am
erm..im not the expert on this matter
susah mau bagi tips oh..nanti salah bagi how?? LOL!
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Olie
Dec 6th, 2008
Freaky…. lucky he didnt touch you or anyhing… yikes!!! take care ah moi…. brrr brrr….. I never liked it when its me and a guy alone in a lift… brrr.. scary… never know he is the good guy or vice versa..
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emelda Reply:
December 12th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Yes, me too! i hate lift ride to be honest, specially when im all alone with a stranger..creepy!
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zewt
Dec 11th, 2008
“do you have a bf” is a desperado kinda question… and he asked “are you married”. habis already…. hahaha!
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emelda Reply:
December 12th, 2008 at 9:24 am
SPOT ON!!! So desperate kan? Thank goodness he didn’t do anything stupid to me..
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