Willies VS Titties
Posted on 13. Dec, 2008 by emelda in Crazy, Family, Humor, Jokes, children, gender, macam-macam, ramblling
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons,
round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,they are like onions’.
‘Onions?’
‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, ‘Mom, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?’
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear,
a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but
reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree’.
‘A Christmas tree?’
‘Yes — dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.’
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HHAHAHAHA!!!
Now, thats a new way for me to look at the christmas tree at home..LOL!
kaDusMama
Dec 13th, 2008
ada sia baca nie jokes dulu2!! hahahahhahaa Kotoh the husband kan ?? sepa suruh cakap boobs macam onion..hahaha..
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Shemah
Dec 14th, 2008
hahahahaha.. funnyyyyy!!! LOL! I will never see an onion and a christmas tree the same way again!
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Bosscat
Dec 14th, 2008
oooooooooooo… new look! i can feel the xmas mood. Babe! boleh kasi the kucing your snail mail adD?
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defoo
Dec 17th, 2008
Hey there Emelda ^_^
Hehe nice meeting you. Well nnt ada dinner Xmas and New Year by Momogun KL this January. My group will be performing ^_^
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