October 10th, 2008 by emelda

MALACCA, FRI:

Bollywood idol Shah Rukh Khan is a Datuk. The heartthrob will be receiving his Datukship from the Malacca Yang Dipertua Negeri, Tun Mohd Khalil Yaakob in conjunction with his birthday tomorrow.

Listed as an artiste from Dreamz Unlimited in the list of recipients, Shah Rukh will be receiving the Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM).

He is among 77 recipients of the title.

Shah Rukh, 43, is a highly acclaimed Indian actor who works in Bollywood films, as well as film producer and television host.

He has starred in several box-office movies and won awards throughout his career.

Quoted from NST.

I got this info from ezooone today at late afternoon, it amused me how he got the title but again..this is the boleh land so anything can happen! But if you know what has he contribute to Malaysia, perhaops you can share it with us here??? anyone???

Maybe i should start buying home theater sconces to watch all his movies again ( mesti mau ada cinema effect ma) and see if i can find which part of it that brilliantly suggested Malaysia to give him Datukship. Hmmmm…what say you?

Nevertheless,Congratulation to Shah Rukh Khan!

October 7th, 2008 by emelda

So how was your holiday last week? I hope everything is doing great and you really had a good rest and fun with family.

As for me, my holiday was great. I had easy, relaxing and fun holiday. Wednesday we visited 2 houses for raya celebration. although i seriously tak puas makan raya kuih muih but i guess thats all i can have since there was only 2 invitation for open house this year. So anyone yang murah hati tu…terbaca this entry..ba apa lagi kirim kirim la kuih muih to me…:D Kuih Makmur speciallly….YUMMY!

Thursday was spent at home mostly, didnt do much.

Friday i had the whole noon to myself, since i was suppose to meet up with my friend but they changed their mind at the very last minute, so instead of having lunch i went to spa and hair saloon to pamper myself while waiting for the time to pass by. I had a good massage and a hair cut which Made Daniel go OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you cut your hair AGAIN!!! WHY? Why? Why? Yes, he always panic whenever me cut my hair…LOL! Will show you the picture here soon.. at the moment sia teda the pictures with me. But i have it inmy FB though

Anyway i better go… can’t really talk to long here…am in the office anyway. Just want to say hi to everyone and welcome you back to reality :D.

Morning traffic was a bliss on the holiday week but now its back to hell again. Sigh.

Oh do you like body jewelry? If yes click the link and check it out there… i am soooooo tempted so get one for myself now…:P But money money money…… sigh

September 29th, 2008 by emelda

Good Morning peeps!!! Happy happy morning to all of you !

Monday is here and knowing well that Monday is not everyone favorite day  of the week, so am gonna leave you guys with this lil mind game to play with( Hoping this will at least keep your mind busy and forget that it’s Monday). All you have to do is just say the name of the colors not the words. Heh, i believe you have done this before…so it shouldn’t be hard for you by now.

Here goes:

Orange Blue Green black pink yellow Orange Purple black Blue Green Red

As for me i still need 1 second( more at times) before i could mention what is the color…

Okla, have fun and….keep smiling. After all, we’re only gonna work for 2 days before we have the looooonnnnggg weekend ahead of us

Oh yea, are you looking for computer desks? If yes, click this link and check out their expansive collection of computer desks..so many selection for you to choose from.Wood finishing to space saving computer desk, all there for you to grab! So what are you waiting for?????

P/s: To all my Muslim friend…SELAMAT HARI RAYA AILDILFITRI!! Kalau boleh kirim kirim la some kuih for me k :D  and Oh and drive safely….

September 10th, 2008 by emelda

Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a new
secretary (a very attractive blonde) in the office down the hall from
me.

By this point, John & Dave were roaring, and it was all I could do to
keep from joining them. The “condom” turned out to be a standard 3.5″
plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her that a practical joke
had been played, and she shouldn’t do that anymore, when she asked
(as serious as one could be), “Does that mean I don’t have to stroke
it ten times or blow on it either???”

Wanted to write about somethig else today, but changed my mind. Will do it later.

Have a nice day peeps. I hope this entry did put a smile on your face. It sure did to me.

July 11th, 2008 by emelda

How true…:(

April 18th, 2008 by emelda

Keluarga saya

Semua orang di dunia ini ada keluarga.Keluarga adalah family dalam bahasa orang putih.Keluarga mempunyai ayah ,ibu,abang,kakak,adek,nenek,datuk,pakcik,makcik dan etc,etc.

Pertama kali ingin saya memberitahu,bahawa semua orang di dunia ini mempunyai keluarga aman damai dan tidak berperang tetapi ada juga yang tidak aman damai kerana mereka berperang.

Saya ingin menceritakan pula tentang keluarga saya.Saya mempunyai seorang ibu dan ayah.Tetapi ibu saya kata dia pernah tidur dengan tiga orang lelaki di hotel mana dengan itu sah bahawa saya ini anak luar nikah kerana darah saya berlain jenis dengan ayah saya yang ada di rumah ini.

Ayah tidak peduli bila ibu keluar dengan lelaki lain.Ibu pula tidak risau jika ayah tidak pulang ke rumah walaupun hampir satu bulan.

Kakak dan abang saya tidak lagi bersekolah kerana mereka sudah berhenti.Kakak saya cantik seperti mirip wajah marilyn monroe yang sudah mati itu.Dia mati kerana terlanggar motor datuk saya yang enjinnya berkuasa 500cc.

Abang saya handsome ataupun kacak seperti Amitabh Bachan atau Sunjay Dutt.Kadang2 muka dia berubah seperti Acappan bila dia baru bangun tidur.Bila dia habis mandi,muka dia macam muka dia sendiri.Itulah kelebihan abang saya.

Seterusnya,saya menceritakan tentang adik saya.Walaupun saya tidak ada adik tetapi saya tipu kamu dengan mengatakan saya ada adik.

Demikianlah cerita tentang keluarga saya bahagia walaupun sebenarnya tidak. Sekian Harap maklum.

Yang Ikhlas,

BOB.

OH MY GOODNESS!! I can’t stop laughing reading this essay!!!!

Chegu Carol,macam mana pening sudah kepala kau baca ini essay?

March 6th, 2008 by emelda

Yesterday, i bought Malay Mail newspaper just for me to read while having my lunch break( was all alone, how sad). And i found few interesting topics and not to mention funny at the same time…example:

BIG BREAST WIN COURT VERDICT!!

That was the headline no joke!You don’t get to see this kind of headline in STAR newspaper. That’s why i prefer malay mail…:) as my companion over lunch always!

“A japanese pin-up model says that her breast have not only boosted her career- they also helped her overturn  a court verdict. In her appeal,the defense counsel help up a plate showing the size of the hole and said that she could not squeeze through it with her 110cm BUST!

The judges were good mannered as they showed no expression on their faces. I guess they’re well-trained. Said the Model.”

Holy molly!! 110cm BUST?????Anyone have measuring tape here??  Judges were good mannered?? You are joking me… I think they are too engrossed looking at it gurl! It’s huge! What talking you??

Japanese Firm: Drinks are on us.

“Boozing into the night might inhibit coherent speech,but a Japaneses company bets it will make workers communicate better and it’s willing to pay for it.

The company plans to offer managers who supervise 20 or more people up tp 300,000 Yen ( Rm9,289) a month and manager with fewer than 20 workers will get 200,000 yen. After-hours drinking is encourage in Japanese corporate culture as a way to break ice in work environments that can be uptight and formal.”

Hmmm..i guess Daniel old entry did came true huh??

Wonder when Malaysian corporate culture will embrace this. Can you imagine what will happen by then? Hmmm..

March 3rd, 2008 by emelda

I have few questions to ask you reader.  I would love to hear from you..:D

1) Do you think women and men can ever be best friend without having any romantic feeling involve?

2) What is the different between best friend,close friend and good friend?

3) Do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after breakfast?

4) If  God give you a special gift,what would it be?

5) If you only have one minute in the world, what do you want to do with it?

6)What is the best thing that ever happen in your life?

7) what do you think about man who does pedicure and manicure?

8)What is your most ideal romantic holiday?

9)Money,freedom and friendship, which one will you choose?

10)How often do you lie to your partner?

February 28th, 2008 by emelda

LOL!! Klang banjir yesterday…LOL!!! I find it’s funny as i never experience banjir in KL and what more my office area… Wo hooo!!

But i was really lucky as i get to go home without getting stranded anywhere…this prove to you all..kereta kecil doesn’t mean it’s a lousy car ok!

Anyway,here is some of the photo that i managed to take yesterday.

That’s how the sky looked like yesterday…

And this is Klang toll yesterday…hehehehe

After the rain ….don’t you think it’s beautiful? So blue …

Oh well, i came home with half of our living room and my poor doggie soaking wet!!! Arg, and i also found out one of my flower senget and half of the root came off from the soil. :(…sob sob….

I left the balcony door ajar( normal practice for us) as gummi cage is placed next to our balcony door.

Bleh! More work at home……sapu,mop and bathing gummi….AGAIN! DUH!

February 14th, 2008 by emelda

A colleague of mine told us this story.

Today (14th Feb 08) while driving down at the LDP road at kelana Jaya she saw this big billboard saying…

KELLY,WOULD YOU MARRY ME???(Err i think that’s the girl’s name)Apparently,the guy even took a photo of him holding a wedding ring box!

Soooooooo sweet and romantic!!! But i think it will be even better if he did include the girl photo. Don’t you think so??

I wonder how deep was his pocket burned after all that? And man, the girl must be super ecstatic and the happiest girl in town now!! I just hope when she see this billboard,she won’t do an emergency break cos too terkejut!! 

Ah…some people are just lucky!

So did any of you see this billboard?? “Let’s hope it is not an advertisement board” 

P/s: I told Daniel, one day if we ever get that much amount of money and he wants to propose to me the same way… he better put my picture up too cause i want to get out of my car and stand there and scream “THAT’S ME,THAT’S ME”!!!

Hey,i never get a chance to see my face on a billboard k! So why not??