A colleague of mine told us this story.
Today (14th Feb 08) while driving down at the LDP road at kelana Jaya she saw this big billboard saying…
KELLY,WOULD YOU MARRY ME???(Err i think that’s the girl’s name)Apparently,the guy even took a photo of him holding a wedding ring box!
Soooooooo sweet and romantic!!! But i think it [...]
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health [...]
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
3. Men are very confident people. My other half is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if [...]
Dear Wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing
to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit [...]
Rainy season in kl = accident fiesta!!
From last week friday till today i have seen 6 accidents! One of it is pretty freaky… and today while on the way to work i saw another accident involving Benz and motorcycle. Did not see how it happen.
Poor old man…he was so shaken. (He was the rider) Mau [...]
You don’t remember why you have a hangover.
You keep beer cool in your toilet cistern.
Friends and family members express their surprise that you’re still alive.
You drink a lot of alcohol.
You hide beer in the arms of your lazy boy
Your bartender says “HI” to you in the supermarket.
Your liver stop working 6 months ago.
You sleep in [...]
