Don’t wear TUDUNG if you are GATAL!

August 17th, 2008 by emelda

Seriously! Don’t wear TUDUNG if you are really GATAL and don’t have self dignity! Gatal yang tak ketentuan and tak bertempat! Bikin malu bangsa and kaum only! I am not a muslim but i understand what is TUDUNG suppose to represent and mean but malangnya..orang yg pakai tudung ni pula yang tak faham and tak hormat the whole purpose of wearing tudung! Apala punya bodoh!

Yesterday i was out to watch Wall-E with Dan. First thing i notice when i walked into the cinema was 2 malay couples sitting next to us and as soon as i saw them i quickly turn to Dan and said..oh no,not them again.( i had 2 bad experience already whenever they sit next to us!) and Dan quickly responded by saying “call Jais,callJais” which i quickly nudge him.

Not even 3 minute after i got into the cinema,the couple next to me dive into their hornyness and bikin malu action! (kerusi pun belum panas lagi tau!) Sucking each other’s fingers. I kept my cool at first didn’t say or do anything ( i was hoping that they would stop but to my dismay..they didn’t)instead the man covered their body with the woman sweater and started doing the worse thing you could imagine!! They were doing hip thrust movement on the sit and the rest i leave it up to you to imagine la (badan covered, hands inside the sweater and hip thrust movementgoing on, what else could it be?)OH MY GOODNESS!!! And the sucking thumb thingy just got more and more vigorous! I can’t believe this! I am there to catch Wall-e but instead i have to see the MELAYU couple doing their shit! FUCKERS!!

3 minutes into the movie, i soooooooooo wanted to scream at them and throw my popcorn to their face!If it wasn’t for Daniel asking me to calm down..i think there will be another movie to catch in the cinema yesterday! EMELDA TURN INTO INCREDIBLE HULK MOVIE!

I stood up walked out from the cinema ( but i made sure i langgar the couple legs,stepped at the woman feet hard and stayed there bit longer, made it look like im stucked) then i walked out. Complained to the management hoping that the management will do something about it but they didn’t!!Except just stood behind them and stand like a statue( i was even more fumed by now) and to make matter worse i could actually smell the seminal fluids,ARGGGGGG!!! I so wanted to vomit at that time. DISGUSTING!!!

The whole drama didn’t stop till the end of the movie, i tried so hard to ignore these fuckos but it is so hard cos they keep tossing and turning, opening legs every now and then, kissing each other, grobbing and sucking each other fingers!!

Nearly the end of the show, while they were in the act i tapped Daniel’s leg and he lean forward and gave them one good look for few minutes until they realize and stopped completely! Malu-fied to the max..they quickly cabut from the cinema and disappeared!

This is one of the worse honry malay couple that i ever encountered with in  the cinema. CUKUP MEMALUKAN!! Some more pakai tudung yo! Jangan main main….so the SUCI! SUCI MY ASS!

I didnt get to enjoy my movie to be honest, if you asked me what is wall-e all about…i can only answer you this…HORNY tak bermaruah MALAY COUPLE! That was the only thing that stick to my head after the show. :( How sad..

And yes, im still pissed!

I have nothing againts all my muslim friend but only those minority ones yang tak berpelajaran and takder maruah! Again, kalau dah tau tak boleh tahan kegatalan tu..buka la tudung cik adik..jangan bagi malu to the other muslims.

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Karaoke session after SBG :D

August 11th, 2008 by emelda

13 crazy people gathered together at Cempaka Square, singing our lungs out as early as 9:30pm. Started with only 4 comrades,slowly the not so quiet room turned into one noisy,crazy room. It was filled with laughter,camera flash flashing everywhere at every few seconds ( terasa macam ada paparazzi pula) with some models kecundang modelling here and there.LOL!

I really had fun that night. Everyone was singing together( macam choir pula) and some dancing every now and then,betul betul macam we all know each other for ages sudah..padahal we only knew each other ( some) like 4 days earlier at SBG event. All the malu malu kucing or what ever you call it …semua hilang!

The fun night ended at 1:30am and Papaj decided to bring me and Dan to Foh Sang for some late night prawn mee.( the prawn mee was darn yummy man) and on the way..we saw an accident, i hope who ever that drove that car still survive, it was really really a bad accident and it happen right next to my high school compound!

Feast your eyes with the pictures.( karaoke session that is not the car accident)

Our Dance leader of the night Alvin, Just look at his pose la…ala ala KRU group,jangan main main.

The botak twin

The group

Dan: Give me that mic!I want to sing NOW!

Zie: Inda mau,inda mau…uwaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

PPJ: Yea,yea buli si Zie Dan,buli dia!

But in the end( just like the lyrics on the tv screen) si PPJ yang kena tumbuk by Dan,LOL!

Me and Pai..i can’t help it but tell him he look like my brother la.

Me and Esharkthe photographer of the night.

Audreyst and Alice, my senior in high school! it was great to see you 2 again.

Na….. the twin berebut mic sudah!

The last group picture we took before we all head back home. :D

To Olieee,

Thanks for coming and making the party merrier gurl, we know the next day was your big day, and once again CONGRATULATION!!

“Kesian si Olie kena BULI all the way that night.Nasib saja dia inda menangis,LOL!

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Apa boleh buat Tahi kambing bulat bulat…tembelang sudah pecah

August 1st, 2008 by emelda

Nasi sudah menjadi bubur… that’s all i can say…See here, read here and here. see what im talking about.

I just wish the old management could solve this issue ASAP and the new management,instructors and employees, all the best to you.

And to those who is effected, i hope you guys could stay calm and will find a better place soon.

SBG updates: Due to unforeseen circumstances, Fitness games will not be continued on the nite but prizes will still be given away…:D

See you guys there..

The world has changed.

July 11th, 2008 by emelda

How true…:(

The year 2007….back to memory lane.

June 26th, 2008 by emelda

I was browsing through some old pictures yesterday, thinking that i could dig out my UGLY photos of me with my SUPER SHORT HAIR but nope i can’t find it anymore.(My pc somehow knows which picture to keep and delete. :(  )That time my hair was really really short and spiky…i remember i told the hair dresser to cut and leave only 2 inch length hair.That was the time when i was still active instructing and how i look doesn’t really bother me :D now i don’t think i would do that again..but again..maybe i would….me, Emelda will be walking and parading that hair style again…hahahaha. I wonder will i raise an eyebrow again this time and let people wonder am i a lesbian? LOL!! Yes, when i had my short hair..people thought i was a lesbo..i don’t blame them..i was super lean and tonned that time..with short hair and my tomboyish action.. who could blame them for thinking im a lesbo kan?

However i stumble over few pictures that brought loads of good memory back to me…it made me smile and brought me back to year 2007 :D and would love to share this with you :D

Be warn: Tonnes of photos ahead:D

True Fitness BodyPump Team. :D

Visiting Shemah after giving birth to baby Alie. :D

Surprise visit from Dan to WC and Jacq in KK. :D

Me at Yfitness City Mall KK. Yes,that’s me doing my high kick!

At Citymall doing GX class promotion. It was a crazy day for us all..but we had so much fun :D

Me in New Jersey for NBA Games. I love the crowd and their energy, darn cool la! Wish i can go back there to watch the game again..:D

Hey Dum Dum give me my Gum Gum..remember that movie? Night in the museum? Yep i was at that exact museum..i had so much fun there..so many things to see,visit and do! If you ever come down here..buy the 2 days package..you will need it,trust me!

NYC night view..breathtaking! The pale “Moon” is actually airplane head light..you can see tonnes of airplane landing and taking off from Empire state Building!

My RED INDIAN man. Yes, i saw this picture in his FS while browsing through his pictures and i decided to message him :D. FYI, he CLICKED ON MY PROFILE FIRST. That’s how we met..we met through FS. :D

Speak no evil, hear no evil and see no evil :D Night out in KK. This is where everything started for all of us. This is where we became couple, me and Jacq become friend and got closer as day pass by and then Daniel found his second lover WC :D

My hair was still super lurus at this time :D Mana kita ni Jacq? Was it in Cocoon?

Hahah..this time ..the boys was already getting bit TOO HIGH!

Our first night out after the first sabahan bloggers meet. It definitely did not stop here..more crazy fun  outing follow up after that..:D Karaoke session, drinking session, drinking session and drinking session. Hahahhaha…Do you guys still remember the jokes we had while on the way back from the karaoke session peeps? Hahahhahahaah…man,i still cracked up everytime i remember that night!

I “cooked” my foot! Yes, this happen while i was helping my mom cooking in the kitchen, the whole kuali with minyak panas tertumpah right to my kaki…sakit dia, i can’t describe!! I was limping for few days..but that still didn’t stop me from following Daniel and the geng to go party around KK town LOL!!. But Mommy did a great job with the ubat kampung. She poured minyak gamat and sugar on my kaki and i can tell you..i did not get any blister or pus coming from my kaki..it heals nicely. :D But time time minyak gamat and the sugar doing its wonder on me..my GOODNESS sakit dia…argggg!!!!

Daniel and Papaj…Shamrock Irish pub. Hahah..look at Papaj expression ba..lucu eh.

Who has the most hair of  em’ all… erm i think i know who… i don’t think i need to mention siapa. LOL!! Ni semua model kecundang!

Girl’s gone wild…LOL!!!

The group that came to Daniel farewell party. :D

Last year was definitely a fun,fun,fun year for me. I feel in love with Daniel,meet new people an dbecame friends, i get to travel to places and definitely learned a lot of things along the way…one of it was BLOGGING! Yes, by July this year that will mark my first anniversary with BLOGGING world. Kadazanbonita was only set up in october and before that i blogged @ blogspot and friendster blog. :D

That’s my 2007 for you :D

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Oh my..what is this??

June 25th, 2008 by emelda

A Gf of mine forwarded this to me yesterday.i thought it would be the normal crazy funky hair color that you would normally see on Japanese youngster now-a-days…how wrong was i. When i opened the folder i got the shock of my life as i really thought it was a real thing!

Hmm if you ask me how will i react when i see this hairstyle “moving” around in Kl ..i think i’ll freak out (at first) and then LAUGH OUT LOUD! Hahaha… what will your reaction be? Tell me..:D

The last picture is the best… i think i will be lost if she is ahead of me..can’t see the jalan…rambut dia terlalu “BESAR” and berserabut! Hahahahah..

But Kudos to this hair artist…memang creative gila..and the end result betul betul macam the binatang kan? Siap ada mata lagi tu…isk isk isk. :D

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I’m officially 27 now.

May 27th, 2008 by emelda

We arrived at Poppy Garden at 9:30pm. The place was still empty but we could not get any table for 20 over people for the night,crap!Apparently everything was booked! Can you believe that???? That place was super duper huge and everything was fully booked?! Unbelievable!

In the end they let us have the whole bar counter all to ourselves and its not too bad i must say..we get to order drinks pretty easily and fast! :D 1 hour later we moved to the table right in front of us. Yea, the table was empty and i could not be bothered to wait till 12:30am to get the table…so much of “tables are all fully booked miss” Cis!! Bs betul!

The real stuff started only at around 11:30pm.Drinks were coming in like crazy by this hour. I had hmmm..let me see if i can remember clearly..2 glass of plain water,2 Baileys,1 white russian, i tequila shot and the killer for the night 2 flamming lamborghini! And yes, true to it’s name FLAMING LAMBORGHINI, this drink knock the shit out of you before you even know it! Yes i must admit i was drunk that night, i didn’t pass out like silly woman but i pass out with grace and dignity..buwahahahahahahahahah..you see, no one knew i was drunk(even i actually)till the time i sat in Daniel’s car! LOL!!! I walked,talked,danced like i was not drunk and still managed to go to mamak after that! But my whole world start spinning as soon as Daniel start driving!! The “lucky” person who get to witness me vomiting and blessing the highway was OLIEEE and Dan hahahhaha…

It was my fault i must say, i didn’t had any solid food prior to the function,the only meal i had for the whole day was Mcdonald burger and before that my tummy was also not feeling well..been going in out of the loo few times. But i was lucky as this is not as bad as my 24th birthday party! My instructors were really crazy! They gave me 4 shots of no idea what drinks was that(blue in color with Tabasco sauce in it),tonnes of vodka and the last drink that knocked me out was Vodka cranberries mixed with whiskey! After that, i could not even get out of my bed till the next day 6pm! I had the worse hang over in my entire life that time,everything was spinning and turning for me. Hehe..i guess everyone will go through that at least once in their lifetime. :D

All and all, i had great time that night. Im so happy and glad that i get to meet up with friends whom some i have not seen for the last 10 years! Thank you again to all who turned up that night and those who did not manage to come at the very last minute, we will meet up next time! :D

And to all my friend who have promised to bawa me for lunch and dinner(because you could not turned up to my birthday party)..i’m still waiting :P

And to Daniel’s Family, thank you for the lovely dinner and birthday cake. Yes peeps, Daniel mom’s bake a cake specially for me..heheheh chocolate cake..sedap!!

Drinks that will knocked you out: Flaming Lamborghini!!

More of this green stuff before and after this shot!

Sunday night..dinner with Dan’s family. :D

The yummy birthday chocolate cake!

My birthday present from my Mom..all the way from KK. My brother was down in KL last week, sempat juga dia bawa ole ole dari kk for me. :D want to see what i asked from my mom?? HEHEHE

Tadaaaaaa..TUHAU!!! hahahaha..ada lagi tu ..

Fresh Fish!!!! hahahahaha… no idea why mom beli ni ikan..but i believe this is for Daniel. Dan love to eat this fish back went we visited my Mom last year

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My birthday presents..erm the carlsberg is just a free gift from buying buckets of beers that night). Yes, you saw that right, i have Rosary too as a birthday present. That is for my sunday school which will start next week onwards. :P 2 bottles of Perfume( my fav,C.D :D ) and a piggy bank that will make oink oink sound whenever you put in coins to it! Cuteness!

So yup peeps, that was my birthday week. celebrated my birthday 3 times this year..:D Coolness and more to come!!

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Thank You for coming!

May 26th, 2008 by emelda

I had a blast last weekend on my birthday bash! Thank you to everyone who turned up that night. Biar pun ada yang datang sekejap saja but i really appreciate it :D.

I’m not gonna elaborate more about the night, i will let the pictures do the talking ..:D ( only some pictures for today..if you can’t wait..check it out at facebook :D)

The bloggers… Olie is not here..have no idea mana she was at this time.

Frm Left: Laura(not blogger),kadusmama,kadazanbonita,ratusyura,rafiq and Nelly(not blogger)

Gym friends: Tina, Lynsey and Me.

My schoolmate: Lorraine,Me and Karen.

Housemate back when i was still in KK: Dewi,Me and Mellna

My friend who came all the way from Singapore!! Sherliza and Vehn.

Olie and me..Thanks moi for extending your stay in KL for my birthday. MUAKS!! And thanks for all the cute photo of me butt you took..LOL!! Next time mau kena charge ni tau…LOL!!

Caren who made it at last minute! Thanks girl for coming! :D

Hehehe..as usual..must take crazy photo!

LOL! No idea what they are doing i guess they are checking whose nostril is bigger!

Next Kl top male models!

Kenny.Stephan,Adam and Daniel.

And here is the next Miss Unduk Ngadau!

Dewi,Me,Mell,Karen and Lorraine.

That’s all for today peeps..will upload and update you guys more about it tomorrow. :D

1,2,3 and 4.

May 15th, 2008 by emelda

I was out and about yesterday to do some window and groceries shopping at The Curve. I miss Curve soooo much. :D I don’t know why but i always love to come and shop here…maybe it’s the environment and the concept of the place. It’s just so nice ..

Anyway, I saw Speedy video shop and decided to hop in and check out some of the workout video.(I can so see you guys go “Why do i need that kind of video”? Hehehe..mau compare notes ba.. mana la tau kan next time i want to do full time instructing again, ada juga new move for me..hahahaha… Although i do not wish to go back to that industry for now la)..So while i was browsing through some of the video,one particular video caught my attention “BELLY DANCING FOR BEGINNER” I always wanted to see and experience the whole belly dance routine so i thought to myself..why not try it since i have so much of free times now anyway.

Today,i gave it a try. And what have i learned you ask? Laughing!! Yes, that’s what i learn..i learn to laugh…i laugh so hard till i felt so silly..i laugh because there was this weird routine in it..i don’t know what they call it but it’s just so funny to me la. You try and do it if you can.. Bend your knee, rest your elbow on your knee and squeeze your butt cheek one and a time, start with a slow tempo and move it faster after few set. Can you do that without moving any other part of your body or legs at all but just the butt cheek? I tried..man i felt sooo cacat ok…hahahah none of my butt cheek moved hahahaha as hard/much as hers…hahahahah..dia punya buntut can do milk shake man…that’s how hard and fast she can move her bum bum without moving any part of her legs or body ok… waaaaa…lepas nampak tu semua..sia ketawa berabis.. sudahlah i have to bertonggeng and now i have to move my butt…hahahaha..wa..i cant la.hahhahahaha( aduh sakit perut sia ketawa ingat the move balik)

I really wonder how can she do that? Maybe it’s easier for her as she have the body of belly dancer..not me. I’m wayyy to small for that movement..and everything seems to jiggle really easily without much effort when she’s doing the whole routine…but for me ,everything is weird.

But i must say( although i laughed my head out most of the time)… all the routine i tried just now..it does work you know..jangan main main…now my buntut pun sakit! HAHHAHHAHA…I don’t even know if i did it right or wrong but i do feel the ache now… hahahahah.

Daniel’s saying and thought about this after i told him about my experiment today:

Dan: Belly Dancing? Ai yo, rugi saja, how much la ?

ME: Rm20

Dan:Ask me next time, i got the belly, i can teach you….

ME: Speecheless…

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Her first Spa and the effect after..

May 7th, 2008 by emelda

:D.Yesterday,it was time for Gummi to take her shower. So i decided to let her try the aroma bath salt that i bought ages ago.she was so happy! You should see her face, she was running around almost skipping of joy as soon as she saw the pail and her towel..she knew it’s time for her shower. I think for the last few days that it has been so sunny and warm here in KL, soaking is all what she needed. Kesian..mind you i have actually trimmed her hair to short medium length she still breathe heavily once in a while..kepanasan!

This was the bath salt that i bought for her, i could not remember how much does it cost exactly anymore. I think it’s RM35 per packet and you can only use it once. :( Costly but.. i just could not resist to at least let her try once :D

The dog in the picture look exactly like gummi except,gummi have only 1 eye..the other one..no one really know what happen. When i took  her back home( she was adopted dog too) her condition was already like that..without teeth even. Now, everytime before giving her biscuits…i have to soaked it in hot water..just to make sure the biscuits is soft enough for her to bite.

Next step, it was time for her shampoo and conditioner. I tell you, this shampoo and conditioner smell so good la..why can’t they produce something like this for human huh? Kalau ada, i will be the first customer to beli that thing..unfortunately, you can only find those sweet smelling long lasting shampoo and conditioner for dog. :( or maybe ada..but only me saja inda tau..anyone know where to find those sweet smelling shampoo for human?

That’s her…pacing up and down. Excited sangat!

see, she doesn’t even want to jump out from that pail, which usually she would. I think it must be the sweet rose smelling salt bath. :D Kalau sia pun, i don’t think i would want to come out from there. It was heaven…

HAHAHAHAH..doesn’t she look like ayam basah? Macam anjing sot kan?HAHAHAH

Little red riding hood…hahah dengan pose lidah terkeluar!

hahahahhahahahhahaha..no comment!

I have no idea why..but today all her pictures is with her tongue sticking out!

This is the only picture without her tongue out…but even so she gave me that ..”huh? what’s happening?” look. So lost la this girl…

See, i told you…it’s stick your tongue out day today! So panjang lagi tu the lidah ..hahahahhahahaha.

Anyway, she is taking her noon nap now. Wanted to snap a picture of her while napping..but she is a light sleeper..slightest sound or movement would wake her up… maybe next time peep. I will show you how she look like while sleeping…she is so adorable with her many funny looking faces while sleeping. :D

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