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A name you should NEVER give your Child.

This story was told by my dear Mom today during dinner time.

Sia kesian juga sama ni patience tapi at the same time , i can’t help but laugh out loud.. i mean… who would name your kid like that???!!! Apparently mom bilang.. she’s pretty too… tapi nama dia BAHAYA!

Mom used to work in Queen Elizabeth Hospital, she’s been working there for as long as i can remember while growing up.. she knows all the scary stories, know almost every workers and doctors in the hospital and worked with almost all the department ..

This happen when she was working in  Gynaecology ward. “sudah la dia kerja di Gynae ward.. tambah dengan ni patience punya nama…Betul betul mengundang BAHAYA”

Friend: Cuba gia kau call ni name? Sia inda berani mau call dia.

Mom: “Check the name …squint her eyes.. when the name got clearer and registered in her memory, she was so shock and nearly laugh out loud but decided to just bite her tongue”

Mom turned around and asked her friend again..

Mom: Macam mana gia mau call dia ni?

Friend: Tu la, cuba gia kau pi jumpa dia.. malu sia mau jumpa dia..

So mom walk up to the patience and ask her question.. Ni kau punya nama ka?

Patient: Iya, itu la nama sia – AMPUT SIA.

Mom dengan segan and malunya…  just nod and walk her to the clinic room…

When mom finish telling us this story..we three wonder how’s her life growing up being called.. AMPUT SIA.. must be horrible kan?

Mom bilang, banyak macam nama dia jumpa waktu kerja di Hospital.. adala BELIMBING, ada KOHOPIS and ada juga nama TOTO … adui.. memang betul macam macam…

Other note:

Any of you guys out there ada ikut si Kim Kardashian punya cerita celebrity wedding news? I wonder how did the whole service took place.. i heard, her engagement ring was SUPER HUGE!!! 20 CARAT!  I wonder how big is 20 carat??? 1 carat pun sudah besar… 20 carat lagi?? Mesti satu jari penuh kan?? TSK TSK TSK.. i saw her short clip in ENews walking down the aisle… cantik la her make up… i like :) she look gorgeous!

Ba ok la guys.. i need to log out..mom wanna play her game in FB.. heheh..

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Argued!
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Where is my salary?
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Almost 3 years
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Before and during my birthday day
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Something silly, something sweet, something unforgettable
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Pictures time.. :)
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Mr Too old to learn and Miss Bull Dog story..
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Happy weekend :)
I know i promise to tell you something today, but i think its better that i dont share it yet till further notice.. tunggu la..i pandai juga bagi tau the cerita soon tu..trust me. For now, i’m gonna share this cute clips with you It made me laugh out loud... Continue Reading
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