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Almost 3 years

It has been 2 years and 11 months since we became couple (07.07.07), 11 months since we got engaged ( 18.07.09) and exactly 1 month tomorrow we become officially as husband and wife. How times flies!

Everyone has been asking me , so how is it now since you became wife? How’s life? Anything changed? To be honest, to me nothing has changed so far. Everything remain the same except that now i’m a Mrs and it’s official and name have change from Emelda Vincent to Emelda Vincent-Gomez.

Life has been good to us so far except for the unfortunate event that took place recently..sigh. I still can’t move on from it… at times..bunyi sikit pun sia gelabah sudah…hate it! I feel like i have no life macam tu…hmmm. Im trying to forget the whole incident, i am…but hmm i guess sia masi terkejut lagi.

Ok..i actually have blogged about something else here..something related to living together for sometimes and understanding one another quirkiness…but half way through it  husband bilang..JANGAN NANTI SIA BULI KAU !..So, worried that i may be “killed” by the “weapon” ( very dangerous i tell you :P (the “weapon” i mean) i have to delete the whole thing immediately..so no funny post for today guys..sorry.

So instead, im gonna go ahead and check this   barcode scanner maybe it will help me out with my future business…who knows, one day i might  suddenly become a millionaire and want to open a business kan? ” dreaming of a great fantastic superbly rich lifestyle now” ahhhhhhh…BLISS!

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Before and during my birthday day
[ad] Hah!  So much of my “I wanna be lazy on my birthday plan and talk” wahahhaha..so not! I ended up cleaning the house.. sweeping, mopping, washing all dishes, feed gummi,clean her cage and gave her shower…u know why?? Because of stupid American idol result! I was so irritated and... Continue Reading
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Something silly, something sweet, something unforgettable
[ad] He came to the door, gave me the silliest smile just the exact smile when he has something “crazy” in his mind. I knew right away there is something going on..but i just didn’t know it was this time. When he handed me the piece of paper..i thought to... Continue Reading
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Happy weekend :)
I know i promise to tell you something today, but i think its better that i dont share it yet till further notice.. tunggu la..i pandai juga bagi tau the cerita soon tu..trust me. For now, i’m gonna share this cute clips with you It made me laugh out loud... Continue Reading
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Possessed by demon…
OMG!!  What would you do if this is one of your family member?? If it was me..seriously..i would just leave her there all on her own…memalukan saja…and only comes back to her when she have her brain back ..i dont have the patience to deal with this kind of people..seriously..this... Continue Reading
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Condom Ad..all the way from India
OMG! This is a must see youtube video…thanks to Dan..im so inspired to blog today..LOL!! [youtube]6Pq98sZSBtc[/youtube] So what say you?? Malaysia should come out with one too??  I say we should..lighten up a bit..maybe this will help us relax sikit kan? After all, laughter is the best medicine riteeeeeeee??... Permalink
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Willies VS Titties
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many  kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they... Continue Reading
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Camera, all men dream to have
[ad] Yea, you pervert you! Happy Weekend people!!!... Permalink
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Shame On You!
[ad] Just wanted to share some laughter with you guys today, got this from a web. My 7-year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked me what it meant. I was so shocked that I could say only, “Shame on you,” followed by,... Continue Reading
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