A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons,
round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a [...]
Just wanted to share some laughter with you guys today, got this from a web.
My 7-year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked me what it meant.
I was so shocked that I could say only, “Shame on you,” followed by, “If anyone does that to you, just say, [...]
From: Niresh Regmi
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:35 a.m.
To: Kyle Doyle
Subject: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008
Hi Kyle,
Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your sick leave on Thursday 21st 2008.
Thank You
NIRESH REGMI
Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations
From: Kyle Doyle
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:38 a.m.
To: Niresh Regmi
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008
Niresh,
1 [...]
In prison you spend majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in an 6×8 cubicle.
In prison you get 3 meals a day ( for free). At work you only get A BREAK for one meal and probably have to pay it yourself.
IN prison, you get a [...]
Being Hongkies is good because..
1.We are Hongkies and not Chinese
2.We can talk and shout and nobody give a hoot about it
3.Jackie Chan is our Icon
4. We can live in a 5×5 cubicle and call itt luxury apartment. We even need to pay $10,000 a month for this cubicle.
5. Our children can speak Cantonese at young [...]
Is it true? Are they seriously thinking of doing this to Malaysia/Malaysian?? I cant’t believe this, I really can’t! I was shocked after reading the link that Dan gave me earlier ( again i am shocked..LOL! Inda lama can get heart attack oh kalau balik balik terkejut macam ni..LOL) What were they thinking ar? Anyone?
So [...]
Remember ladies, keep all your toy at well hidden place..you wouldn’t want to come home and and see your boy playing with Evil buzz man now do you???
ROFL…
Happy weekend people!!
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down
The Flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat. [...]
For those people who hates Monday, here’s something for you to cheer up your gloomy,lazy,tension Monday.
This email was forwarded to me few days back..it sure did put a smile on my Monday morning face ( actually every morning pun I’m gloomy..im not a morning person,that’s the truth but cari makan punya pasal..kenala bangun [...]
