Everyone has been asking me , so how is it now since you became wife? How’s life? Anything changed? To be honest, to me nothing has changed so far. Everything remain the same except that now i’m a Mrs and it’s official and name have change from Emelda Vincent to Emelda Vincent-Gomez.

Life has been good to us so far except for the unfortunate event that took place recently..sigh. I still can’t move on from it… at times..bunyi sikit pun sia gelabah sudah…hate it! I feel like i have no life macam tu…hmmm. Im trying to forget the whole incident, i am…but hmm i guess sia masi terkejut lagi.

Ok..i actually have blogged about something else here..something related to living together for sometimes and understanding one another quirkiness…but half way through it  husband bilang..JANGAN NANTI SIA BULI KAU !..So, worried that i may be “killed” by the “weapon” ( very dangerous i tell you (the “weapon” i mean) i have to delete the whole thing immediately..so no funny post for today guys..sorry.

So instead, im gonna go ahead and check this   barcode scanner maybe it will help me out with my future business…who knows, one day i might  suddenly become a millionaire and want to open a business kan? ” dreaming of a great fantastic superbly rich lifestyle now” ahhhhhhh…BLISS!

Hah!  So much of my “I wanna be lazy on my birthday plan and talk” wahahhaha..so not! I ended up cleaning the house.. sweeping, mopping, washing all dishes, feed gummi,clean her cage and gave her shower…u know why?? Because of stupid American idol result! I was so irritated and sakit hati that Kris won the title..sometimes i wonder…Orang america ni ada otak ka inda da? Do they choose talent or look? I thought American Idol was talent contest not “beauty contest”…sigh..oh well..Im sure Adam will be a successful singer from today onwards even if he didn’t get to be crowned as American Idol Winner. Yeay to that! Nevertheless, Congrats Kris…wish you all the best and good luck with your new career!

Enough with AI..come back to me. So there’s so much of things has happen since the last day i updated my post. I when for an interview yesterday at Sri Kembangan..not sure if  im gonna get that job or not  but if  i do ..hmmm..i may need to rethink again..LOL!! Basic rendah and the travelling time needed is ridiculously panjang from home to Kembangan its like 45 minutes for me…adeh deh.. pengsan la sia kalau hari hari spend that much time on the road to work and back home and that timing tak masuk traffic jam…imagine if its peak time…arg..i may spent like 2 hours…LOL!

And then in the evening, i volunteered for Harlem Globetrotters event.  Dan’s company needed help and i offered myself to do it, easy job..just usher Datuks and Datins to their sit..and thats about it..the hard part was..to recognize them and then “halau” orang tak faham bahasa…yes… sometimes people can be such a pain in the arse la.tsk tsk tsk..i had so much fun at the event…i laughed so much that my jaw was hurting and same goes to my tummy… they were damn funny and talented!  Will show pictures later.

On Monday, i made a trip to KLIA…No i was not there to fetch anyone or buy ticket to some exotic get away holiday, but i was there for my cousin and my lil niece Brooklyn. They have 3 hours to spare before their flight back to Sdyney..since i do not know when will i see them again.. so i took the chance to go and see them. I only have 1 half hour time together but it is worth every toll money and gas for me. Ya la.. like i said..i do not know bila lagi i can see them..they come back to kk once a year and its not always the same month and date as my travelling plan back to kk…so yea.. and OMG, my niece is such a cutie pie, friendly, talkative ( in baby language) and hahahah…very naughty. She rebut my fruit from my hand and finish it up..yes, my cousin bought few bananas from Kg…sia makan sikit saja..the rest habis my niece makan..hahah..Brook sempat lagi kasih pecah one glass in the airport..she nearly gave her mom a heart attack! I hope i will be bale to see them again soon…like in a years time from now, not 5 or 10 years down the road

Today was my 1st birthday celebration at Dan’s family house ( last year we were out celebrating it). Dan’s mom made me a cheese cake(yummy cheese cake) and Dan’s Step dad cooked me dinner. At least one of my wish today came true heheh..Im so thankful for their nice warm gesture… ya la, im not their daughter ( yet) but they really made an effort for my day..althought its small celebration..but it meant a lot to me. Thank you Auntie and Uncle..and Sumee for being there, celebrating my birthday together. Really appreciate it.

So im a year older ..im officially 28 today …gonna hit the number 3 soon… am i hating it you ask?? NOPE..i dont..i like my age and im waiting for the number 3 to come soon too ( patiently)… Even with number 3 in front..i dont think my life will change a lot…i will only be wiser, richer, prettier and happier!  Im loving my life!

How about you? Loving your age and embracing it gracefully??

He came to the door, gave me the silliest smile just the exact smile when he has something “crazy” in his mind. I knew right away there is something going on..but i just didn’t know it was this time.

When he handed me the piece of paper..i thought to myself..OMG…what is it now? I took it without much enthusiasm… Read  it briefly and then put it aside but deep inside i was secretly smiling, touched and at the same time wanted to laugh my ass out!

He asked me to come near him and handed me an ugly plastic bag .. I looked at him thinking to myself..WHAT?? A TAG?? You gave me a TAG?? But why?? I don’t need one…But not wanting to hurt him, i took the tag and put it aside ,smiled and said thank you.

I guess he saw my facial expression( it’s not that im not happy but  i was seriously feeling really down, with everything that’s going on in my life now and  period is not helping too) and he quickly said ” Im sorry my love, that’s all i can afford this year”….

Today,once again i took the note out and read it for another time… and this time i laughed.

Love,

We may not be rich in cash but i know… we have enough love to last us for longgggggggg time.

(Although,sometimes i know we feel like kicking each other’s butt out,but what the heck . which couple never have dissagrement anyway??)

And yes, as your lil naughty note say..i will remember you whenever i pass a toll from this day onwards!

May the future brings you a job,

And may it be more than a BLOWJOB ( for me),

May we make love until we grow old and saggy,

and may you remember my love whenever you pass A TOLL!

-Daniel F. Gomez-

That poem was the most expensive present i ever received this year.

P/s: Im keeping this till we grow old and saggy..:D

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Ba, enjoy the clip ..and happy weekend to you all! Im working on weekend though, hmmm SUX!!

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If it was me..seriously..i would just leave her there all on her own…memalukan saja…and only comes back to her when she have her brain back ..i dont have the patience to deal with this kind of people..seriously..this is so memalukan ok… everyone is looking at her drama!

She missed her flight to i have no idea where..but instead of dealing it like a matured lady should (which she is) she act like a 2 years old kid whose lollipop has been taken away from her!!! Screaming hysterically,Rolling on floor,banging table  and cry like a baby!! Eeeeeeeeeee..apa la….

GILA!!!

Thank God..non of my family members is like this…phew!

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So what say you?? Malaysia should come out with one too??  I say we should..lighten up a bit..maybe this will help us relax sikit kan? After all, laughter is the best medicine riteeeeeeee??

The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons,
round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,they are like onions’.

‘Onions?’

‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter  said, ‘Mom, how many kinds of  ‘willies’ are there?’

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear,
a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but
reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree’.

‘A Christmas tree?’

‘Yes — dead from the roots up and the balls are just  for decoration.’

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HHAHAHAHA!!!

Now, thats a new way for me to look at the christmas tree at home..LOL!

Yea, you pervert you!

Happy Weekend people!!!

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Just wanted to share some laughter with you guys today, got this from a web.

My 7-year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked me what it meant.

I was so shocked that I could say only, “Shame on you,” followed by, “If anyone does that to you, just say, ‘Shame on you’ to that person.”

A few weeks later we were at the dinner table when my husband let out a huge belch. I reprimanded him by saying, “Shame on you.”

Imagine my husband’s shock when my daughter held up her middle finger, showed it to him, and exclaimed,
“Mom, you forgot to give Daddy the ’shame on you’ sign.”

LOL!

Now parents, let’s hope non of you will have to go through this Shame on you question and behaviour from your kids ok, Kalau tidak…susah oh you..pening!

From: Niresh Regmi
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:35 a.m.
To: Kyle Doyle
Subject: Absence on Thursday 21^st 2008

Hi Kyle,

Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your sick leave on Thursday 21^st 2008.

Thank You

NIRESH REGMI

Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations

From: Kyle Doyle
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:38 a.m.
To: Niresh Regmi
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21^st 2008

Niresh,

1 day leave absences do not require a medical certificate as stated in my contract, provided I have stated that I am on leave for medical reasons.

Thanks

Regards,

Kyle Doyle
Resolutions Expert – Technical

From: Niresh Regmi
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:39 a.m.
To: Kyle Doyle
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21^st 2008

Hi Kyle,

Usually that is the case, as per your contract. However please note that leave during these occasions is only granted for genuine medical reasons. You line manager has determined that your leave was not due to medical reasons and as such we cannot grant leave on this occasion.

NIRESH REGMI

Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations

From: Kyle Doyle
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:43 a.m.
To: Niresh Regmi
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21^st 2008

Hi Niresh,

My leave was due to medical reasons, so you cannot deny leave based on a line manager’s discretion, with no proof, please process leave as requested.

Thanks

Regards,

Kyle Doyle
Resolutions Expert – Technical

Hi Kyle,

I believe the proof that you are after is below

“Kyle Doyle is not going to work, fuck it i’m still trashed. SICKIE WOO!”

NIRESH REGMI

Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations

Hahahhahahaha…Now do you still want to have your bosses in your FB account?

Kyle should get this for himself now term life insurance rates

In prison you spend majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in an 6×8 cubicle.

In prison you get 3 meals a day ( for free). At work you only get A BREAK for one meal and probably have to pay it yourself.

IN prison, you get a time break for good behavior. At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

In prison, the guard lock and unlock the door for you. At work, You must carry around a security card and unlock all the door by yourself.

In prison, you can watch tv and play games. At work, you get fired for watching tv and playing games.

In prison, they allow your families and friends to visit. At work, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Hmmm..so what are you waiting for?

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KILL YOUR BOSS!!!

Happy Monday peeps!

Being Hongkies is good because..

1.We are Hongkies and not Chinese

2.We can talk and shout and nobody give a hoot about it

3.Jackie Chan is our Icon

4. We can live in a 5×5 cubicle and call itt luxury apartment. We even need to pay $10,000 a month for this cubicle.

5. Our children can speak Cantonese at young age.

6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the mainland communist.

7.Gambling is more interesting than sex. Macau is the place for the thrills.

8. We produce a lot of Miss Hong Kong to the enjoyment of teh rich and famous.

We love being Singaporean because…

1. We are not Malaysians.

2. Everyone( especially the Malaysian) hates us, except ourselves.

3.Famous for orchard road and geylang, geylang is th eplace togo for thrills!

4. We have our own island.

5.We will never ever have yucky chewing gum stuck under our shoes.

6. We know how to enjoy our vacation in Malaysia-keep a few rm50 notes before you enter the highway. You can throw anything,anytime,anywhere an always wash our cars at the resort.

7. We can speed up to 180 kilometers per hour and not ending up with the summon as long as we have Rm50 with us to spare.

8. The men are always concerned, First question to ask a girl ” Do you have CPF’?

9. Never fear of getting lost in our country – $20 taxi ride will get you into the sea.

10. We will never have to worry about finding MR and Ms right because the government will find one for us.

11.1 Singapore dollar = Rm2.5 ringgit…

12. Its ok to be kiasu . It’s part of our culture.

Top reasons for being Indonesian are as follow…

1. We are not Australian.

2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia .

3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude the Navy and Coast guards.

4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries…

5. We can blame everything to Suharto or BJ Habibie or Gus Dur or Megawati or who’s next?

6. Only in Indonesia you can get involved in real demonstrations daily for different causes and see no results.

7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo Yo, it can go up and down just because IMF say so…

8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn. We cause haze all over the South East Asia and nobody can do a thing…

9. We don’t need fire fighters as our neighbors will provide …

Being a Malaysian is the best because…

1. World tallest twin towers, Best F1 circuit, largest roti canai, most expensive toll rates, because Malaysia Boleh!

2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the traffic police at the same time.

3. We divorce by sending SMS.

4. Traffic summon can be settled on the spot with the traffic police.

5. We have Teh Tarik & Roti Canai on the Russian space ship.

6. We can save a lot of electricity b’coz our TV shows are so crappy.

7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or government or opposition parties or…

8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry the ladder, one to change a street’s bulb and three others watching…

9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane when polices are sighted

10. There’s always something for the JKR to do. They dig, resurface the road, dig and resurface…

11. All main roads are designated highway because it gives Velooo a reason to collect toll.

12. Our government can never be wrong.

13. Our badminton players can only win on home grounds because we are kampung champions.

14. We have more water than Singapore … nyek nyek nyek.

After reading the above, I believe you will agree with me that being Malaysian is still the best. You have to be glad that you are a Malaysian and enjoy staying in Malaysia !

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Is it true? Are they seriously thinking of doing this to Malaysia/Malaysian?? I cant’t believe this, I really can’t! I was shocked after reading the link that Dan gave me earlier ( again i am shocked..LOL! Inda lama can get heart attack oh kalau balik balik terkejut macam ni..LOL) What were they thinking ar? Anyone?

So since Dan gave me the earlier link, i tot i would drop by at this blog just to check out if it’s true..and my oh my.. i was so shocked to see this instead! LOL ( again terkejut, betul ni inda lama sia pengsan sebab balik balik terkejut) Bukan apa…I tot she would just blog about it and bitch about it, but not this! ROFL. (Go gurl!!!)

Whatever it is, i support her. As an instructor, i know yoga never deviate members from their belief but it only will helped reduce heart disease, slow down aging process, help to improve posture etc etc. For me..YOGA is a form of exercise and nothing more.

This really made me wonder, are we really that shallow? Are we really that naive and gullible that anything and everything could easily deviate us from our belief? Sigh.. i’m speechless..i hope someone at the government will do something about this..Malaysian after all is not that SHALLOW la. ( ok, ok maybe some yes…but majority no, we are not shallow, i still believe Malaysian masih ada OTAK wei).

Go read Ninie’s blog and d comments. Some of them are just darn funny la. And jewelle i think your earlier question about the yoga attire will soon be answered too..LOL!

Oh did i tell you, by doing lots of YOGA you can be as muscular as her?( woman in the picture above)

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(even for a second) if you think what i said about the muscular thingy is true… You deserved to be SMACK on the head la, BIG TIME!

Don’t you think that pink bikini top and that muscular body can be a scary Halloween costumes ?:P

Remember ladies, keep all your toy at well hidden place..you wouldn’t want to come home and and see your boy playing with Evil buzz man now do you???

ROFL…

Happy weekend people!!

A  plane is on its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down

The Flight attendant  watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat. The Blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and  I’m staying right here!’

The flight attendant  goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in  Economy and won’t move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes  back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she  will have to return to her original seat.

The Blonde replies,  ’I'm blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and  I’m staying right here! ‘Exasperated the  co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the blonde who won’t listen to reason.

‘You say she’s  blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!’

The pilot goes back  to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, ‘Oh I’m sorry – I  had no idea’, gets up and moves back to her seat in Economy.

The flight attendant  and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her
move without any fuss.

The pilot replied,  ‘I  told her First Class isn’t going to Melbourne

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Happy Friday peeps.. have a great day and weekend ahead!

HUGS!!

P/s: I met Kidchan today at the KLIMS Media Press event! I’m Happy…. i met the photographer today.

For those people who hates Monday, here’s something for you to cheer up your gloomy,lazy,tension Monday.

This email was forwarded to me few days back..it sure did put a smile on my Monday morning face ( actually every morning pun I’m gloomy..im not a morning person,that’s the truth but cari makan punya pasal..kenala  bangun awal pagi…sob sob)

Happy reading….

1. Even i have hard time trying to understand this..perhaps you could help me out??

2. Maybe there is a Male in Japan who is not Man( Alien male?).

3. Buy a USED tissue??? Pengsan!

4. This is better than Singapore, they can even construct their own water!!!

5. Oh dear… Im confuse! Im gonna be in Jail if i jump in the elevator? “gasp” LOL!

6. When “L” is substitute “R”……

7. They even have a room for this( Breast Room,LOL!)! If only this room available in Malaysia, im sure there will be tonnes of perv trying to find his way up to the ceiling and build a hidden camera for his own pleasure!

8. Smoked Visitor?? LOL! Pengsan!

9. Everything will be taken care of here..

10. Hahahahahah…sexual harassment company????..hahahahhaa

Phew…Happy Monday people!

By this point, John & Dave were roaring, and it was all I could do to
keep from joining them. The “condom” turned out to be a standard 3.5″
plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her that a practical joke
had been played, and she shouldn’t do that anymore, when she asked
(as serious as one could be), “Does that mean I don’t have to stroke
it ten times or blow on it either???”

Wanted to write about somethig else today, but changed my mind. Will do it later.

Have a nice day peeps. I hope this entry did put a smile on your face. It sure did to me.