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Facebook can do wonders..

11 Nov 2008, Mel, Archived in bla bla Crazy Fun stuff gender Humor Jokes macam-macam stupid work

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From: Niresh Regmi
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:35 a.m.
To: Kyle Doyle
Subject: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

Hi Kyle,

Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your sick leave on Thursday 21st 2008.

Thank You


NIRESH REGMI

Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations

From: Kyle Doyle
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:38 a.m.
To: Niresh Regmi
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

Niresh,

1 day leave absences do not require a medical certificate as stated in my contract, provided I have stated that I am on leave for medical reasons.

Thanks

Regards,

Kyle Doyle
Resolutions Expert – Technical

From: Niresh Regmi
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:39 a.m.
To: Kyle Doyle
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

Hi Kyle,

Usually that is the case, as per your contract. However please note that leave during these occasions is only granted for genuine medical reasons. You line manager has determined that your leave was not due to medical reasons and as such we cannot grant leave on this occasion.

NIRESH REGMI

Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations

From: Kyle Doyle
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:43 a.m.
To: Niresh Regmi
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

Hi Niresh,

My leave was due to medical reasons, so you cannot deny leave based on a line manager’s discretion, with no proof, please process leave as requested.

Thanks

Regards,

Kyle Doyle
Resolutions Expert – Technical

Hi Kyle,

I believe the proof that you are after is below

“Kyle Doyle is not going to work, fuck it i’m still trashed. SICKIE WOO!”

NIRESH REGMI

Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations

Hahahhahahaha…Now do you still want to have your bosses in your FB account?

Kyle should get this for himself now term life insurance rates :P

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Prison Vs Working Place

10 Nov 2008, Mel, Archived in bla bla Fun stuff Humor Jokes macam-macam ramblling work

[ad] In prison you spend majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in an 6×8 cubicle. In prison you get 3 meals a day ( for free). At work you only get A BREAK for one meal and probably have to... Continue Reading
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Im proud to be Malaysian.

4 Nov 2008, Mel, Archived in bla bla Humor Jokes Language macam-macam

[ad] Being Hongkies is good because.. 1.We are Hongkies and not Chinese 2.We can talk and shout and nobody give a hoot about it 3.Jackie Chan is our Icon 4. We can live in a 5×5 cubicle and call itt luxury apartment. We even need to pay $10,000 a month... Continue Reading
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I’ve heard…so is it true?

3 Nov 2008, Mel, Archived in Beauty bla bla Celebrities Crazy Fashion gender Group Exercise Class Gym stuff Humor interesting find Jokes macam-macam ramblling stupid Thought

[ad] Is it true? Are they seriously thinking of doing this to Malaysia/Malaysian?? I cant’t believe this, I really can’t! I was shocked after reading the link that Dan gave me earlier ( again i am shocked..LOL! Inda lama can get heart attack oh kalau balik balik terkejut macam ni..LOL)... Continue Reading
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Evil Buzz Man

31 Oct 2008, Mel, Archived in bla bla Crazy gender Humor interesting find Jokes macam-macam ramblling stupid

Remember ladies, keep all your toy at well hidden place..you wouldn’t want to come home and and see your boy playing with Evil buzz man now do you??? ROFL… Happy weekend people!!... Permalink
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Blonde Flying to Melbourne.

24 Oct 2008, Mel, Archived in Artist Celebrities events Humor Jokes Outing Personal work

[ad] A  plane is on its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down The Flight attendant  watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she will have... Continue Reading
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Funny signs.

20 Oct 2008, Mel, Archived in bla bla Crazy Humor interesting find Jokes Language macam-macam stupid

[ad] For those people who hates Monday, here’s something for you to cheer up your gloomy,lazy,tension Monday. This email was forwarded to me few days back..it sure did put a smile on my Monday morning face ( actually every morning pun I’m gloomy..im not a morning person,that’s the truth but... Continue Reading
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Condom on my disk

10 Sep 2008, Mel, Archived in bla bla Humor Jokes

Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a new secretary (a very attractive blonde) in the office down the hall from me. She flagged me down and asked for help. “My floppy drive won’t work, can you help me ?” she asked. I told her I’d... Continue Reading
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