Conversation..yea, everyone does that in daily life.. talk, talk, talk and talk… we can’t live without talking! That’s the fact! If not, no genius will create handphone or even house phone, right? But, nope im not gonna talk about telephone or handphone..but a weird conversation i had…yes, it was so weird to me that it made me think..are they for real or just being plain rude and insensitive?

My weirdest conversation happen when i was sent to Jakarta last june for training. It was lunch time. I was having lunch with 2 colleagues of mine. A girl and a boy. Both of them are younger then me. Rewind few days before the lunch incedent.. let’s name the girl J.

When i met J the first few days, she would not want to come and talk to me much.. i do not know why, but i put that as she is one shy girl. She would pass me by and gave me a quick smile and walk away..day in day out…the most she would ask me “mel, udah makan?” or How are you today mel… and that’s it .. nothing more nothing less. She is just that type of a person to me..doesnt do much talking and a real shy girl..

But all that changed when we had lunch.

You see, J didn’t came down with me to have lunch together..but so happen that there was no empty spot at the canteen and she was sitting all alone…i decided to join her and thought to myself..this will be an opportunity for me to get to know her better. First few minute of the conversation went well, she asked me “normal” questions but that all changed when the male colleague of mine decided to sit with us together….

J: Mel, mel pergi saloon selalu ya?

Me: No la..mel don’t go saloon (beauty parlour) often. Di Malaysia saloon mahal!  Tidak seperti di JKT..

J: Oh iya…tapi kenapa ketiak mel putih??? Mel pakai pemutih ketiak ya??

Me:  Gasp… Dumbfounded… taken aback….

What the hell! What kind of questions is this la??  I do not know how to react to it..be upset? laugh my ass out? or take that as compliment?

Me: I dont use any of those stuff.. i don’t believe in those product.

J: Tapi mel punya ketiak cukup putih…cantik… ketiak J hitam banyak tompokkan..jelek banget dan oleh kerana itu, J malu mau pakai singlet..

At this point, i could see she was actually looking at my armpit and the male colleague turn around and look at it too..OMG!! I was so malu and felt awkward terus ok… so happen on that day i was wearing sleeves top!!!i seriously do not know how to reply her back..

Thank goodness the male colleague of mine cut in and sort of stop the conversation…

He said: I think mel do not shave her armpit hair but instead she pluck it out..hence why  she do not have that razor bumps on her armpit-

Me: ‘Nod”

ask myself…she’s watching my armpit all this while???? WHY, WHEN and HOW?

J: ok….continue eating her lunch as if nothing happen…

I tell you that was one of the worse conversation i ever had in my whole life..dah la  I do not know her well, she asked me over lunch pula tu and it have to take place in front of a male collague whom i just get to know too!! OMG!!!

It really made me feel awkward… malu-fied ( yes, i was malufied ok) and geez… of cos offended!

I know she didn’t talk bad or meant ill towards me ..tapi .. takkan la kau tanya that kind of question to someone whom you just met like few days ago kan? Lagi lagi kalau tu orang kau punya manager and sort of your club guest…kalau dia tanya sia when im alone,  i don’t mind at all tapi… ni depan lelaki ba..astaga!!! Pengsan!

Btw, apparently she watched me whenever i lift my hands up to tie my hair  or while im working out!

Here’s some tips that might help,  if you are facing the same problem as J.  Good luck!

Shaving

While there is nothing wrong with shaving off hair from the underarm region, the underarm region does tend to get darker especially with Indian women, since they have black or brown hair. This hair is not pulled out from the roots and so it is often visible below the skin even after

Waxing
Waxing removes hair from

Epilating
If you feel you must remain hair-free on a daily basis, instead of

Ba, penat sudah sia cerita pasal underarm ni… baik you and i surf this site office furniture lagi syiok,

I can’t afford to gain anymore weight.. kalau inda susah la sia mau kasih percaya orang yg sia ni rapid result training development coach for celebrity fitness and im gonna face the whole team tomorrow..adeh segan pula sia.. all my team semua fit fit ni..sia saja yg hmm lembik pressure betul..

Anyhow.. this is my second week working with celebrity fitness Malaysia.. so far so good.. i hope everything will go well.. i hope training will go smoothly and all trainers ok..i have not seen them in person yet  but i will tmrw. First step, is to get to know them, get some fedback before i proceed with the training… im still kinda lost with my new work, but im sure i will be ok once i get used to the system and all.

The only thing that im still trying to get used to even after 8 years in this industry is ..WAKING UP early in the morning!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGG!!! Im sooooooooo not a morning person… sigh. Every morning i could hear Dan’s cheerful voice greeting me.. and here i am greeting him back with my grumpy voice..i would lay in bed as long as i can before i drag my butt out to the shower room..kalau sia masih budak kecil lagi now..im sure i would have cried and throw pillows on the floor showing my tantrum in the morning…LOL! Yea, yea..i’m a spoil brat…. but hey.. i never actually had the luxury to sleep in till late in the morning ok since i was 7 years old… day in day out..5:30am sharp, i have to wake up and go for my swimming training sudah..only now after leaving Sabah and stay on my own..sia dapat that luxury..tapi tu pun bukan all the time. sob sob.. i cant lay in bed the whole day cos i have 1 big baby to jaga..and another one fury lil cute thing waiting for me t greet her in the morning. Hey..jadi perempuan ni susah juga kan?? Kenapa la lelaki inda bulih jadi pregnant ar?? kan baik kalau diorang boleh..mungkin they will be bit more sensitive kan?? wahahah ..totally out of topic ni ni hari..

Hmm..ba ok la.. cukup la sia merepek inda tentu pasal today.. im too tired ba ni.but i have tonnes of assignment menunggu untuk di clear kan dalam inbox sia..so baik sia merepek daripada duit sia terbang!!!

Ba ok la..nite nite everyone!

Friday, exactly 7 more days from today i will be done and over with Jakarta life and i will start my new journey in KL. Im am so happy and excited about this but at the same time worried and nervous about it. Im not so sure if my training here did gave me enough confident and knowledge to bring it down to the trainers back in KL. I do hope i have though.

It was hard for me here in Jakarta. That’s the truth..i did enjoyed the time here (people are warm and friendly) but at the same time i had fair amount of “sufferings” as well .

First it was the food..i had hard time adjusting to the food here. Food that was familiar to me back at home was really costly here in Jakarta, cheap food means i have to take the local dish which honestly doesn’t really go well with my taste bud. Then came the language.. this was the toughest part for me. Because of the language barrier, i had hard time trying to understand the training module, speaking to the local and getting around town. You may think they understand us Malaysian but that’s not true..our language is different from them! So if you are coming down to Jakarta..i  suggest that you get a good language book in hand in case you don’t know any local here! Our pronounciation and the way we say it is totally different from them! We may have some word similar but mostly..nope!

Jakarta city offer you alot of shopping malls  and most of them are as big as Pavillion back in KL and barang barang sini pun inda la murah sangat. I can say, it’s similar to what kl can offer you and since price doesnt differ much from kl, i  didnt shop for the first time in my oversees trip.

Jakarta is a metropolis city. Offices was build on sky high building, huge, tall and beautiful! (rental pun sia dengar cantik juga ) But malangnya, the houses here are so scattered that it looks so messy and almost.. menyakitkan mata (i think they need the Outer Banks homes agency to help them )  and the road condition in this housing area really reminds me off jalan Ranau to Sandakan… betul betul rosak cuma beza dia ..you get this di dalam perumahan jakarta di tengah tengah bandar and bukan di kampung.

Im sure by now, you guys know that Jakarta is not the cleanness city you can ever get. Orang sini buang sampah merata rata tempat!  Once i was in a cab on the way to one of the club, the cab driver senang saja buka window trus buang sampah dari dalam kereta like its not a big deal ( memang pun its not a big deal for them but i was so shocked) and another time, i was walking with one of my colleague here..tengah syiok syiok bercerita.. he just spat right there and then in front of me!  I was speechless when that happen..sia kegelian trus, LOL! Mau tell him off..but hmmm.again i don’t think its unusual thing for them.

Yup, thats how i see Jakarta… You may see it differently from me..but hey, we are not the same people right?

But one thing i love about Jakarta is the people… they are so nice warm and lovely! I guess that will be the one thing that i will miss the most about this beautiful yet crazy place the warmed and friendly smile of Jakartan’s!

Anyhow,  some of you have asked me is it worth to come and visit Jakarta..of cos i would say yes! Come and see the place yourself..experienced it! You need to do that to know the place yourself…don’t take my words 100% ..again like i said..we may see it differently tapi i won’t recommend it if you wanna come here alone for a longggggggggg holiday! LOL!!

Night view from level 4 of my apartment.

The not so beautiful sight from my apartment

Another side of my apartment view

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He came to the door, gave me the silliest smile just the exact smile when he has something “crazy” in his mind. I knew right away there is something going on..but i just didn’t know it was this time.

When he handed me the piece of paper..i thought to myself..OMG…what is it now? I took it without much enthusiasm… Read  it briefly and then put it aside but deep inside i was secretly smiling, touched and at the same time wanted to laugh my ass out!

He asked me to come near him and handed me an ugly plastic bag .. I looked at him thinking to myself..WHAT?? A TAG?? You gave me a TAG?? But why?? I don’t need one…But not wanting to hurt him, i took the tag and put it aside ,smiled and said thank you.

I guess he saw my facial expression( it’s not that im not happy but  i was seriously feeling really down, with everything that’s going on in my life now and  period is not helping too) and he quickly said ” Im sorry my love, that’s all i can afford this year”….

Today,once again i took the note out and read it for another time… and this time i laughed.

Love,

We may not be rich in cash but i know… we have enough love to last us for longgggggggg time.

(Although,sometimes i know we feel like kicking each other’s butt out,but what the heck . which couple never have dissagrement anyway??)

And yes, as your lil naughty note say..i will remember you whenever i pass a toll from this day onwards!

May the future brings you a job,

And may it be more than a BLOWJOB ( for me),

May we make love until we grow old and saggy,

and may you remember my love whenever you pass A TOLL!

-Daniel F. Gomez-

That poem was the most expensive present i ever received this year.

P/s: Im keeping this till we grow old and saggy..:D

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If it was me..seriously..i would just leave her there all on her own…memalukan saja…and only comes back to her when she have her brain back ..i dont have the patience to deal with this kind of people..seriously..this is so memalukan ok… everyone is looking at her drama!

She missed her flight to i have no idea where..but instead of dealing it like a matured lady should (which she is) she act like a 2 years old kid whose lollipop has been taken away from her!!! Screaming hysterically,Rolling on floor,banging table  and cry like a baby!! Eeeeeeeeeee..apa la….

GILA!!!

Thank God..non of my family members is like this…phew!

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH….HAHAHAHAHAH…HAHAHAHAHAHAH…HAHAHAHAHAH

I was blog hopping today and while i was lepaking at Kadusmama blog.. i saw this so called music title called Kaalai(Kutti Pisase). It got me curious, apa ni kumpulan ni(who is this group) i’ve never heard of them or even hear them sing here in malaysia. I seriously thought this is a new malaysian group. So i youtube it ( yes, recently youtube has been my song dictionary) and OMGOOOOODDDDNNNEEESSSS…i laugh my head out as soon as i saw the video… can’t help myself but to blog about this..kadusmama..sia salute kau la..lagu macam ni pun kau bulih tau. Resourceful betul kau ni…:D

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That’s not it, early in the morning today i received gtalk alert from Cindy asking me

C: Moi, you know bulan cinta song ka? Kau ada?

M: Huh? Apa tu? I don’t have

C: Inda pa la..lagu ba tu..ingat kau ada sia mau download.

Being curious,  me youtube it again…and

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ASTAGA..lagu dangdut ba si cindy tanya sia…hahahahahhaha…hahahahahha…hahahah and i told her

M: Moi since Rihanna concert postponed,ni la lagu valentine sia akan nyanyi to Daniel tonight…LOL!!!

Kadusmama and Cindy…thank you for making me laugh today and discover new song and cin…lagu tu memang cute so here’s to you ..

“hu..hu..hu…hu..hu…hu…di atas bangku dari bambu..di bawah terangnya rembulan”

HAPPY VALENTINE’S day everyone!!!!

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So what say you?? Malaysia should come out with one too??  I say we should..lighten up a bit..maybe this will help us relax sikit kan? After all, laughter is the best medicine riteeeeeeee??

OMG…i nearly died laughing while watching this video! This is even more crazier than i ken lee video… i wonder what Mariah Carey would think if she ever come across this clip…LOL! Leonard thanks for posting this video up at Facebook..it made my day yesterday.

Listen to him sing and see his hand and body movement guys…hahahahaha i cannot tahan la…this video beat I KEN LEE video 100% , LOL! And that bulu ketiak,OMG BIDA ohhhhhhhhh…

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“Touch my body,don’t you love my cock?” ROFL…hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Have a great day ahead guys, hope you enjoyed that clip

P/s: I got a job interview this coming Friday..wish me all the best peep..pray for me ok?

P/ss: Nick, any tips for me? Since this is an advertising and event company

p/sss: Hey, check this out Flowering trees site… cantik la the bunga there…if only i have big space and hugeeee garden here..i am definitely one of their customer sudah..cantik oh

Just wanted to share some laughter with you guys today, got this from a web.

My 7-year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked me what it meant.

I was so shocked that I could say only, “Shame on you,” followed by, “If anyone does that to you, just say, ‘Shame on you’ to that person.”

A few weeks later we were at the dinner table when my husband let out a huge belch. I reprimanded him by saying, “Shame on you.”

Imagine my husband’s shock when my daughter held up her middle finger, showed it to him, and exclaimed,
“Mom, you forgot to give Daddy the ’shame on you’ sign.”

LOL!

Now parents, let’s hope non of you will have to go through this Shame on you question and behaviour from your kids ok, Kalau tidak…susah oh you..pening!

Being Hongkies is good because..

1.We are Hongkies and not Chinese

2.We can talk and shout and nobody give a hoot about it

3.Jackie Chan is our Icon

4. We can live in a 5×5 cubicle and call itt luxury apartment. We even need to pay $10,000 a month for this cubicle.

5. Our children can speak Cantonese at young age.

6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the mainland communist.

7.Gambling is more interesting than sex. Macau is the place for the thrills.

8. We produce a lot of Miss Hong Kong to the enjoyment of teh rich and famous.

We love being Singaporean because…

1. We are not Malaysians.

2. Everyone( especially the Malaysian) hates us, except ourselves.

3.Famous for orchard road and geylang, geylang is th eplace togo for thrills!

4. We have our own island.

5.We will never ever have yucky chewing gum stuck under our shoes.

6. We know how to enjoy our vacation in Malaysia-keep a few rm50 notes before you enter the highway. You can throw anything,anytime,anywhere an always wash our cars at the resort.

7. We can speed up to 180 kilometers per hour and not ending up with the summon as long as we have Rm50 with us to spare.

8. The men are always concerned, First question to ask a girl ” Do you have CPF’?

9. Never fear of getting lost in our country – $20 taxi ride will get you into the sea.

10. We will never have to worry about finding MR and Ms right because the government will find one for us.

11.1 Singapore dollar = Rm2.5 ringgit…

12. Its ok to be kiasu . It’s part of our culture.

Top reasons for being Indonesian are as follow…

1. We are not Australian.

2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia .

3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude the Navy and Coast guards.

4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries…

5. We can blame everything to Suharto or BJ Habibie or Gus Dur or Megawati or who’s next?

6. Only in Indonesia you can get involved in real demonstrations daily for different causes and see no results.

7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo Yo, it can go up and down just because IMF say so…

8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn. We cause haze all over the South East Asia and nobody can do a thing…

9. We don’t need fire fighters as our neighbors will provide …

Being a Malaysian is the best because…

1. World tallest twin towers, Best F1 circuit, largest roti canai, most expensive toll rates, because Malaysia Boleh!

2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the traffic police at the same time.

3. We divorce by sending SMS.

4. Traffic summon can be settled on the spot with the traffic police.

5. We have Teh Tarik & Roti Canai on the Russian space ship.

6. We can save a lot of electricity b’coz our TV shows are so crappy.

7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or government or opposition parties or…

8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry the ladder, one to change a street’s bulb and three others watching…

9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane when polices are sighted

10. There’s always something for the JKR to do. They dig, resurface the road, dig and resurface…

11. All main roads are designated highway because it gives Velooo a reason to collect toll.

12. Our government can never be wrong.

13. Our badminton players can only win on home grounds because we are kampung champions.

14. We have more water than Singapore … nyek nyek nyek.

After reading the above, I believe you will agree with me that being Malaysian is still the best. You have to be glad that you are a Malaysian and enjoy staying in Malaysia !

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For those people who hates Monday, here’s something for you to cheer up your gloomy,lazy,tension Monday.

This email was forwarded to me few days back..it sure did put a smile on my Monday morning face ( actually every morning pun I’m gloomy..im not a morning person,that’s the truth but cari makan punya pasal..kenala  bangun awal pagi…sob sob)

Happy reading….

1. Even i have hard time trying to understand this..perhaps you could help me out??

2. Maybe there is a Male in Japan who is not Man( Alien male?).

3. Buy a USED tissue??? Pengsan!

4. This is better than Singapore, they can even construct their own water!!!

5. Oh dear… Im confuse! Im gonna be in Jail if i jump in the elevator? “gasp” LOL!

6. When “L” is substitute “R”……

7. They even have a room for this( Breast Room,LOL!)! If only this room available in Malaysia, im sure there will be tonnes of perv trying to find his way up to the ceiling and build a hidden camera for his own pleasure!

8. Smoked Visitor?? LOL! Pengsan!

9. Everything will be taken care of here..

10. Hahahahahah…sexual harassment company????..hahahahhaa

Phew…Happy Monday people!

Warning: This conversation is 18sx sikit la..hehe

Mel:Isk,siapa bah ajar kau punya sabah language ni…teruk betul,kau kasih binggung sia saja.

Daniel:Myself la.

Mel:Adeh…

Daniel:Bah macam..ajar sia..

But before i could think of anything,Dan being Dan..Internet nutso..he found some sabahan language site which was darn funny to me sebab dia tia faham guna the ayat but dia hantam saja and the result?

Dan:Sayang apa yg limpas biar limpas..kalau tidak sia cucuk sikang kat pantat kau!

“Pantat” in sabah means buntut.

Mel:hahahahha..sikang? Punya lama sia tia nampak that word SIKANG.. salah la kau punya ayat tu..

Dan: But limpas is past kan?

Mel: Limpas mean melintas jalan/tumpang lalu.

Dan:Silaka punya website..sia kana tembirang lagi..bah kita main bubut tontolou la ni malam.

Mel:hahahahah…mulau..mana bah kau belajar ni semua ni?

Dan:Sanaaaaa internet la….Eh Sayang pakai santut warna apa hari ni?

Mel:What?! Santut??

Dan:hahahah…jangan kedapatan sudah..

Mel:Sayang sayang…

Dan:Eeeee sia tia sabar oh mau jilat kalatiak kau…hahahahahahah

Mel:Oi…mulau!

-conversation goes on-

It’s been ages since the last i’ve heard people use these words kalatiak,tembirang,sansut,sikang,limpas and kedapatan…Dan sure did brought me back to hometown today. LOL! Orang Kl sasat sia ni…

Whatever it is..i’m proud of him.For taking the initiative to learn and embrace our Sabahan Slang in his daily conversation with me.