August 17th, 2008 by emelda

Seriously! Don’t wear TUDUNG if you are really GATAL and don’t have self dignity! Gatal yang tak ketentuan and tak bertempat! Bikin malu bangsa and kaum only! I am not a muslim but i understand what is TUDUNG suppose to represent and mean but malangnya..orang yg pakai tudung ni pula yang tak faham and tak hormat the whole purpose of wearing tudung! Apala punya bodoh!

Yesterday i was out to watch Wall-E with Dan. First thing i notice when i walked into the cinema was 2 malay couples sitting next to us and as soon as i saw them i quickly turn to Dan and said..oh no,not them again.( i had 2 bad experience already whenever they sit next to us!) and Dan quickly responded by saying “call Jais,callJais” which i quickly nudge him.

Not even 3 minute after i got into the cinema,the couple next to me dive into their hornyness and bikin malu action! (kerusi pun belum panas lagi tau!) Sucking each other’s fingers. I kept my cool at first didn’t say or do anything ( i was hoping that they would stop but to my dismay..they didn’t)instead the man covered their body with the woman sweater and started doing the worse thing you could imagine!! They were doing hip thrust movement on the sit and the rest i leave it up to you to imagine la (badan covered, hands inside the sweater and hip thrust movementgoing on, what else could it be?)OH MY GOODNESS!!! And the sucking thumb thingy just got more and more vigorous! I can’t believe this! I am there to catch Wall-e but instead i have to see the MELAYU couple doing their shit! FUCKERS!!

3 minutes into the movie, i soooooooooo wanted to scream at them and throw my popcorn to their face!If it wasn’t for Daniel asking me to calm down..i think there will be another movie to catch in the cinema yesterday! EMELDA TURN INTO INCREDIBLE HULK MOVIE!

I stood up walked out from the cinema ( but i made sure i langgar the couple legs,stepped at the woman feet hard and stayed there bit longer, made it look like im stucked) then i walked out. Complained to the management hoping that the management will do something about it but they didn’t!!Except just stood behind them and stand like a statue( i was even more fumed by now) and to make matter worse i could actually smell the seminal fluids,ARGGGGGG!!! I so wanted to vomit at that time. DISGUSTING!!!

The whole drama didn’t stop till the end of the movie, i tried so hard to ignore these fuckos but it is so hard cos they keep tossing and turning, opening legs every now and then, kissing each other, grobbing and sucking each other fingers!!

Nearly the end of the show, while they were in the act i tapped Daniel’s leg and he lean forward and gave them one good look for few minutes until they realize and stopped completely! Malu-fied to the max..they quickly cabut from the cinema and disappeared!

This is one of the worse honry malay couple that i ever encountered with in  the cinema. CUKUP MEMALUKAN!! Some more pakai tudung yo! Jangan main main….so the SUCI! SUCI MY ASS!

I didnt get to enjoy my movie to be honest, if you asked me what is wall-e all about…i can only answer you this…HORNY tak bermaruah MALAY COUPLE! That was the only thing that stick to my head after the show. How sad..

And yes, im still pissed!

I have nothing againts all my muslim friend but only those minority ones yang tak berpelajaran and takder maruah! Again, kalau dah tau tak boleh tahan kegatalan tu..buka la tudung cik adik..jangan bagi malu to the other muslims.

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August 16th, 2008 by emelda

Seriously,im pissed at the moment…i’m so pissed that i could actually feel my heart beat beating so fast,my hands turning cold and my face is steaming hot! I am ANGRYYYYYYYYYY!!!

If only i have time i would post and blog about this matter right away..but i have a date with my Man so i will have to postpone the post till tomorrow.

Argggggggg..i hope tonight’s outing will actually calm me down and make me forget about this stupid fuckos who pissed me off to the max!

If only i know how to write really well, i would write a book or maybe few books about these celaka people and really teach them a lesson or two! They need it!

Hypocrites pissed me of badly… and because of you, i didn’t get to enjoy my outing this afternoon. Cibai!

August 11th, 2008 by emelda

13 crazy people gathered together at Cempaka Square, singing our lungs out as early as 9:30pm. Started with only 4 comrades,slowly the not so quiet room turned into one noisy,crazy room. It was filled with laughter,camera flash flashing everywhere at every few seconds ( terasa macam ada paparazzi pula) with some models kecundang modelling here and there.LOL!

I really had fun that night. Everyone was singing together( macam choir pula) and some dancing every now and then,betul betul macam we all know each other for ages sudah..padahal we only knew each other ( some) like 4 days earlier at SBG event. All the malu malu kucing or what ever you call it …semua hilang!

The fun night ended at 1:30am and Papaj decided to bring me and Dan to Foh Sang for some late night prawn mee.( the prawn mee was darn yummy man) and on the way..we saw an accident, i hope who ever that drove that car still survive, it was really really a bad accident and it happen right next to my high school compound!

Feast your eyes with the pictures.( karaoke session that is not the car accident)

Our Dance leader of the night Alvin, Just look at his pose la…ala ala KRU group,jangan main main.

The botak twin

The group

Dan: Give me that mic!I want to sing NOW!

Zie: Inda mau,inda mau…uwaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

PPJ: Yea,yea buli si Zie Dan,buli dia!

But in the end( just like the lyrics on the tv screen) si PPJ yang kena tumbuk by Dan,LOL!

Me and Pai..i can’t help it but tell him he look like my brother la.

Me and Esharkthe photographer of the night.

Audreyst and Alice, my senior in high school! it was great to see you 2 again.

Na….. the twin berebut mic sudah!

The last group picture we took before we all head back home.

To Olieee,

Thanks for coming and making the party merrier gurl, we know the next day was your big day, and once again CONGRATULATION!!

“Kesian si Olie kena BULI all the way that night.Nasib saja dia inda menangis,LOL!”

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July 22nd, 2008 by emelda

I have completed the sales training, i pass the exam and got the job!!! Yeaaaaaaaa… i should be happy right? LOL. Well i am actually, i was thrilled that i made it! But at the end, i didn’t take the job offer. During the training session, reality hit me and brought me back to the world.  The first 2 days of the training all they talk about was MONEY. How much MONEY you can make if you close a deal, What is the amount that they bring back after closing a deal…bla bla bla…you know how they are…how they try to “Blind” you with big lum of moolah!! Obviously , you will be motivated to close deals…but on the third day that’s when everything brought me back to the world…lol.

Don’t get me wrong , this company has made bunch of millionares just by closing deals.  How you asked? Well, the cheapest package in the company is at USD20 thousand per head +24 % service charge( Malaysia Grand Prix event)and u need to sell minimum 6 package per table! With that much amount of money, who do you think we target? Who do you think our “victim” is? Definitely the Company Owner or Decision Maker kan? So, now to get the company owner personal number do you think its easy? For me, the answer is no! I have to go through Gate keeper la…this la that la…eh…banyak eh! On top of that i have to make 150 calls a DAY!!! After work i still need to find my own leads ( 150 and above) and then do some research on the company…sighhhhhhhhhhhh. At the end…i am a 24 hours working machine.(something that i don’t enjoy doing)

The monthly salary is nothing here. To be honest, you can’t survive with that money. Imagine, just the parking fees itself cost you Rm12 a day(cheapest Rm8 but limited parking space),food at least RM10,my car  Rm90 for full tank… that it self cost me shit loads of money! And how many times do you think i can be lucky in a month to be able to close a deal???  A deal that cost loads and loads of MOOLAH? Sighhh…I did some research on this company, some said they did not close a deal for good 5-6 months! Can i live just on the basic by then??Hmmmm….i don’t think so.

To top this all up, i will lose my NIKE sponsorhip(due to long working hours, hard for me to commit GX classes). This something that i am not willing to let go just yet at the moment… i have build everything from scrath for the past 9 years to be an A listed NIKE athlete and for me this opportunity is not something that comes by everyday.So at the end..i said bye bye to the job.

So now, im back hunting for job again tomorrow i will have 2 interviews. This time it’s an event company. I know this is also another long working hour job but at least this do not require me to find 150 leads and calling 150 PA’s a day just to get the CEO or DM personal number and with good time management i am still able to teach a class on the weekend (as i do not have to do research and find 150 leads) and i still have my nike sporsonship in hand.

Oh well that’s my latest update peeps on my job hunting and my sales training experience.

Oh btw, If you want to make big bucks and basically dont mind working around the clock….go search THG, They are actively looking for people to work for them :D  My spot is currently empty ;P

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July 3rd, 2008 by emelda

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I personally think this is a great,fun and cool gift for your kids(even for yourself if you want to :P). Can you imagine your kids in a superhero suit? flying here and there saving the world? Get to be the spiderman,superman or even catwoman? Wow! Now even i feel like doing one,LOL!

June 25th, 2008 by emelda

A Gf of mine forwarded this to me yesterday.i thought it would be the normal crazy funky hair color that you would normally see on Japanese youngster now-a-days…how wrong was i. When i opened the folder i got the shock of my life as i really thought it was a real thing!

Hmm if you ask me how will i react when i see this hairstyle “moving” around in Kl ..i think i’ll freak out (at first) and then LAUGH OUT LOUD! Hahaha… what will your reaction be? Tell me..:D

The last picture is the best… i think i will be lost if she is ahead of me..can’t see the jalan…rambut dia terlalu “BESAR” and berserabut! Hahahahah..

But Kudos to this hair artist…memang creative gila..and the end result betul betul macam the binatang kan? Siap ada mata lagi tu…isk isk isk.

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June 17th, 2008 by emelda

I’ve got tagged, this time by Chegu Carol. She wants to know apa harta karun sia simpan di dalam my make up bag, hehe so here goes…

My Foundation: Im using Elianto foundation.

My Blush: Bodyshop and elianto bronzer and bodyshop and elianto blusher. I love blusher so i have few of them in different shades..

My Lipstick: Alamak, i’m not that adventures when it comes to lipstick. I normally pakai lip gloss saja…:D.

My Essential Beauty Product: Eye lashes curler, mascara,eye brow powder and eyebrow brush (i don’t like using eyebrow pensil).At least i don’t look sleepy.

My favorite Make-up product: Haha…need i to say more???BODYSHOP and Elianto. Bukan apa, these products is cheaper than Mac and Bobbi brown!

My Perfume: GOSH!!! I love perfume!! I can’t go out without them! My Favorite perfume is Jadore by Christian Dior. I just love CD.

My Nails:No brand nail colors, as long as it looks good on me :D.

Three Products to bring on a deserted island: Body lotion,sunscreen and eyebrow powder.

My Feet: No specific product… i use all over body lotion.

My hands: Same as above..

Women I admire for their beauty: Hmmm panjang la ni list…Nicole Kidman, Jessica Alba, Katherine Zeta jones , J.Lo, Angelina Jolie,Cameron Diaz ,fergie and Salma Hayek.

Women with the best Sense of Style: Er..don’t know la… maybe Nicole Kidman?

My ultimate dream:To be rich and be able to travel around the world before my times up.

My favorite fashion Publication: er…. don’t know. I don’t read magazine because of the fashion stuff..but more like for the gossips saja…LOL!
So that’s it folks…that’s what i have in my bag Nothing fancy or expensive. Me very simple girl as long as i feel comfy with the product and the color blends well with my skin tone…im set to go

Now, im not gonna tag anyone but if you feel like sharing what’s inside your make up bag with us…please feel free to do so

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June 3rd, 2008 by emelda

I met an accident yesterday can you believe that? It happen right in front of our security guard house! Damn it!

No, it is not a collision between 2 cars but its a collision between a metal steal and my car! Argggggggggg sakitnya hati!

I was on the way to Daniel mom’s house to fetch Kak Yan ,touched my pass card on the card reader and i drove my car out when all of sudden that stupid barrier gate decided to kiss and introduce himself to my car for no darn reason! Sia punyala terkejut! I was so shocked and scared that i let out a baby scream in the car and close my eyes and ears. I thought that’s it..my car gonna be smashed into half and i’m gonna die! All the car windows gonna smashed into tiny little pieces and would cut me and i will bleed… Yea that how dramatic i went ok! Even worse, i even have the image of that stupid gate knocking my head so hard that i lost my memories! Ai yo..when you panic..you could imagine anything and everything la! Sigh..so not helping oneself ain’t it? LOL!! Humans…

Anyway, after a loud thud,a baby scream,feeling silly and embarrassed i look left and right wondering why there is no one coming to my aid, i was hoping that one of the security guard would come up and apologies to me, saying that he accidentally press the emergency button that made the barrier gate come down faster than it should..if that was the case..he would have gotten a big darn scream from me and maybe sue him for that, sue him for traumatizing me( just like Daniel said)! But nope, that did not happen.There was no one in the guard house at that time,how GREAT! Took a deep breathed in, composed myself and drove out.

Called Daniel and complaint to him and while i was talking to him Daniel’s mom overheard the conversation she thought i met an accident with another car! She was so worried,poor mom…after explaining to her..she said you better go and complaint to the management, they have to pay for the damages! Can’t just let them go.. and so i did.I went and complaint to the management. To be honest i was kinda worried that they gonna think that i have lost my mind and made up this stories just to create drama!Thank goodness they did not, they listened and took down every single details and they even took a snap of my car photo! You know why they did not asked a lot of crazy questions? (which normally they would, that is what i hate..it makes me feel like i’m a looney when they asked lots of question and what worse is they give you this “are you sure” kinda look,i hate that! You know that scrutinizing kinda look..eyes becomes smaller and body language changed,the tone of their voice changed? I hate that! Anyway , back to the story. Apparently, im not the only victim here..i’m the second victim! The first one was one of the management staff here but his car was not badly dented as mine as he owned a lower car(i’m driving Atos). how lucky …

At this very moment, i am still waiting for them to call me back on the status of my car, Wondering if they would pay me or not for the damages! Hopefully they will… sighhhhhhhhhh.

Oh well…that was my glorious story today. I hope you had a better day yesterday than mine!

Abrazos y besos y tener un gran dIa hoy!

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May 28th, 2008 by emelda

Just for you….LOL!

ATM Machine that can terminate oneself.

Be graceful,be civil…hmmmm i wonder how graceful can you guys do it.

Hahahahhahaha…Pissing and Shitting..waaa so ganas!

You want to be a complicated person? Eat this Complicated cake!

Can you see the first line? It say’s F**K to fry cow river..hahahahahhahahahah! Apa la punya makanan tu?

Spit Too Loud? Can anyone do silent spit? i’m lost with this sign.

hahahahhahahah…

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This is just crazy! But nothing compare to the next one…

“Please do not touch yourself,let us help you to try out,Thanks!”

wahahahahhahahahahahahahah…can you beat that or not?

May 8th, 2008 by emelda

My birthday is just around the corner…heheheheheh. Nothing has been planned yet for my birthday. Don’t really know where i want to go or what i want to do.

Theme park? Party like a rock star? a night stay in a hotel?Pamper myself in a spa? Hmmm..

Maybe i should just settle with something simple this year. A small gathering at my place? LIke having few friends over, have some BBQ+potluck party and chill at the pool side. That doesn’t sound so bad isn’t it?

What do you think? I believe the KL-ians can come and join me rrrriiigghhtt?? Nick,Syura, Cindy, kay kastum,Kadus Mama,Nessa and gym friends? HEHEHE

Will do it over the weekend definitely..should start around 6pm.

Oh well, I guess i need to check with the management if i could booked the BBQ pit on that night before i can confirmed everything. Once everything is OK. Invitation through my blog will be sent out. I hope you guys can make it. Would love to see you all.

Daniel, i wonder what is my present from you this year would it be diamond rings? It does not have to be big..small one will do..as long as it shine ba..hahahahahah. Kau mesti scratching your botak head now kan?Your mom birthday and mine is just few days apart..kesian…koyak buntut mau beli present kan?

Just joking la…you don’t have to get me one now..just as long as you get me one by next month ok juga tu. HAHHAHAHA