August 17th, 2008 by emelda

Seriously! Don’t wear TUDUNG if you are really GATAL and don’t have self dignity! Gatal yang tak ketentuan and tak bertempat! Bikin malu bangsa and kaum only! I am not a muslim but i understand what is TUDUNG suppose to represent and mean but malangnya..orang yg pakai tudung ni pula yang tak faham and tak hormat the whole purpose of wearing tudung! Apala punya bodoh!

Yesterday i was out to watch Wall-E with Dan. First thing i notice when i walked into the cinema was 2 malay couples sitting next to us and as soon as i saw them i quickly turn to Dan and said..oh no,not them again.( i had 2 bad experience already whenever they sit next to us!) and Dan quickly responded by saying “call Jais,callJais” which i quickly nudge him.

Not even 3 minute after i got into the cinema,the couple next to me dive into their hornyness and bikin malu action! (kerusi pun belum panas lagi tau!) Sucking each other’s fingers. I kept my cool at first didn’t say or do anything ( i was hoping that they would stop but to my dismay..they didn’t)instead the man covered their body with the woman sweater and started doing the worse thing you could imagine!! They were doing hip thrust movement on the sit and the rest i leave it up to you to imagine la (badan covered, hands inside the sweater and hip thrust movementgoing on, what else could it be?)OH MY GOODNESS!!! And the sucking thumb thingy just got more and more vigorous! I can’t believe this! I am there to catch Wall-e but instead i have to see the MELAYU couple doing their shit! FUCKERS!!

3 minutes into the movie, i soooooooooo wanted to scream at them and throw my popcorn to their face!If it wasn’t for Daniel asking me to calm down..i think there will be another movie to catch in the cinema yesterday! EMELDA TURN INTO INCREDIBLE HULK MOVIE!

I stood up walked out from the cinema ( but i made sure i langgar the couple legs,stepped at the woman feet hard and stayed there bit longer, made it look like im stucked) then i walked out. Complained to the management hoping that the management will do something about it but they didn’t!!Except just stood behind them and stand like a statue( i was even more fumed by now) and to make matter worse i could actually smell the seminal fluids,ARGGGGGG!!! I so wanted to vomit at that time. DISGUSTING!!!

The whole drama didn’t stop till the end of the movie, i tried so hard to ignore these fuckos but it is so hard cos they keep tossing and turning, opening legs every now and then, kissing each other, grobbing and sucking each other fingers!!

Nearly the end of the show, while they were in the act i tapped Daniel’s leg and he lean forward and gave them one good look for few minutes until they realize and stopped completely! Malu-fied to the max..they quickly cabut from the cinema and disappeared!

This is one of the worse honry malay couple that i ever encountered with in  the cinema. CUKUP MEMALUKAN!! Some more pakai tudung yo! Jangan main main….so the SUCI! SUCI MY ASS!

I didnt get to enjoy my movie to be honest, if you asked me what is wall-e all about…i can only answer you this…HORNY tak bermaruah MALAY COUPLE! That was the only thing that stick to my head after the show. How sad..

And yes, im still pissed!

I have nothing againts all my muslim friend but only those minority ones yang tak berpelajaran and takder maruah! Again, kalau dah tau tak boleh tahan kegatalan tu..buka la tudung cik adik..jangan bagi malu to the other muslims.

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August 16th, 2008 by emelda

Seriously,im pissed at the moment…i’m so pissed that i could actually feel my heart beat beating so fast,my hands turning cold and my face is steaming hot! I am ANGRYYYYYYYYYY!!!

If only i have time i would post and blog about this matter right away..but i have a date with my Man so i will have to postpone the post till tomorrow.

Argggggggg..i hope tonight’s outing will actually calm me down and make me forget about this stupid fuckos who pissed me off to the max!

If only i know how to write really well, i would write a book or maybe few books about these celaka people and really teach them a lesson or two! They need it!

Hypocrites pissed me of badly… and because of you, i didn’t get to enjoy my outing this afternoon. Cibai!

June 3rd, 2008 by emelda

I met an accident yesterday can you believe that? It happen right in front of our security guard house! Damn it!

No, it is not a collision between 2 cars but its a collision between a metal steal and my car! Argggggggggg sakitnya hati!

I was on the way to Daniel mom’s house to fetch Kak Yan ,touched my pass card on the card reader and i drove my car out when all of sudden that stupid barrier gate decided to kiss and introduce himself to my car for no darn reason! Sia punyala terkejut! I was so shocked and scared that i let out a baby scream in the car and close my eyes and ears. I thought that’s it..my car gonna be smashed into half and i’m gonna die! All the car windows gonna smashed into tiny little pieces and would cut me and i will bleed… Yea that how dramatic i went ok! Even worse, i even have the image of that stupid gate knocking my head so hard that i lost my memories! Ai yo..when you panic..you could imagine anything and everything la! Sigh..so not helping oneself ain’t it? LOL!! Humans…

Anyway, after a loud thud,a baby scream,feeling silly and embarrassed i look left and right wondering why there is no one coming to my aid, i was hoping that one of the security guard would come up and apologies to me, saying that he accidentally press the emergency button that made the barrier gate come down faster than it should..if that was the case..he would have gotten a big darn scream from me and maybe sue him for that, sue him for traumatizing me( just like Daniel said)! But nope, that did not happen.There was no one in the guard house at that time,how GREAT! Took a deep breathed in, composed myself and drove out.

Called Daniel and complaint to him and while i was talking to him Daniel’s mom overheard the conversation she thought i met an accident with another car! She was so worried,poor mom…after explaining to her..she said you better go and complaint to the management, they have to pay for the damages! Can’t just let them go.. and so i did.I went and complaint to the management. To be honest i was kinda worried that they gonna think that i have lost my mind and made up this stories just to create drama!Thank goodness they did not, they listened and took down every single details and they even took a snap of my car photo! You know why they did not asked a lot of crazy questions? (which normally they would, that is what i hate..it makes me feel like i’m a looney when they asked lots of question and what worse is they give you this “are you sure” kinda look,i hate that! You know that scrutinizing kinda look..eyes becomes smaller and body language changed,the tone of their voice changed? I hate that! Anyway , back to the story. Apparently, im not the only victim here..i’m the second victim! The first one was one of the management staff here but his car was not badly dented as mine as he owned a lower car(i’m driving Atos). how lucky …

At this very moment, i am still waiting for them to call me back on the status of my car, Wondering if they would pay me or not for the damages! Hopefully they will… sighhhhhhhhhh.

Oh well…that was my glorious story today. I hope you had a better day yesterday than mine!

Abrazos y besos y tener un gran dIa hoy!

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May 28th, 2008 by emelda

Just for you….LOL!

ATM Machine that can terminate oneself.

Be graceful,be civil…hmmmm i wonder how graceful can you guys do it.

Hahahahhahaha…Pissing and Shitting..waaa so ganas!

You want to be a complicated person? Eat this Complicated cake!

Can you see the first line? It say’s F**K to fry cow river..hahahahahhahahahah! Apa la punya makanan tu?

Spit Too Loud? Can anyone do silent spit? i’m lost with this sign.

hahahahhahahah…

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This is just crazy! But nothing compare to the next one…

“Please do not touch yourself,let us help you to try out,Thanks!”

wahahahahhahahahahahahahah…can you beat that or not?

May 10th, 2008 by emelda

I hate dealing with bank people..specially the call center. Not only i think they asked you the silliest question ever, but i feel like they expect you to remember everything about your card usage even if you have not used the card for ages!!! I wonder do they think i have memory card planted in my head or what. Lain la kalau sia pakai the card only yesterday…ni sudah 6 bulan i did not touch that card!

I called them 3 time in within 2 weeks period to check the status of my replacement card. I have misplace my card ages ago and did not asked them to replace it until recently when my PU2B was approved and i need to use credit card to received the payment through paypal.

Monday, first call that i made the lady said: Miss your card will be at your house on tTuesday latest. Waited till Wednesday, no card still. I said oh well will check with them again towards the weekend.

Weekend came made the second call and this was the answer i got “Miss it is on it’s way and should be at your place latest by wednesday. If not please call us back by then. I was miffed by then but kept my cool.

Third call, Which was yesterday afternoon.

Me: May i know what is the status of my card and where is it now?

Lady: We have delivered it miss. It should be there already

ME:Oh really? But how come i did not get it yet

Lady: Let me check again.

ME: OK

Lady: Miss we have sent it to Sportathlon SDN BHD.

ME: WHAT??? SPORTATHLON??? I was so annoyed by then that i could not help but raise my voice.

Lady: yes, we sent it there.

ME: WHY DO YOU SENT IT TO SPORTATHLON WHEN I AM NO LONGER WORKING IN THAT PLACE FOR LIKE 4 YEARS NOW? WHO ASKED YOU TO SENT IT THERE? DIDN’T I TELL YOU PEOPLE TO SENT IT TO MY HOUSE ADDRESS? I CALLED YOU GUYS LIKE 2 TIMES ALREADY PRIOR TO THIS CALL AND YOU GUYS SAID YES IT WILL BE SENT TO MY HOUSE ADDRESS! WHO ASKED YOU TO SENT IT TO MY OLD COMPANY?

Lady: Sorry miss, what can we do for you now?

ME: YOU CAN ASK ME WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME? YOU HAVE MADE THE MISTAKE AND YOU ASKED ME WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME? YOU SHOULD THINK WHAT YOU SHOULD DO NOW, DON’T ASK ME WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME.YOU GUYS CAN CALL ME LIKE 10 TIMES A DAY TO ASKED ME TO PAY UP WHEN I DO LATE PAYMENT AND NOW JUST A SIMPLE THING YOU SCREW IT UP AND CAN YET YOU ASK ME WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME?? Wa, i was so upset already by then. I never marah orang on the phone or be rude even. Normally i can control but yesterday..i totally lost it!

Lady: Perhaps, you can come and collect your card in our branch miss?

ME: ok, where?

Lady: Ampang

ME: What? YOU WANT ME TO GO ALL THE WAY TO AMPANG TO GET MY CARD WHEN THIS IS YOUR END SILLY MISTAKE? YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO KL FROM SHAH ALAM? THAT IS FULL OF CRAP. YOU DON’T ASK ME TO GO THERE BECAUSE OF YOUR MISTAKE.

Lady: But miss, that is the only way. If not you have to wait another 10 days to received the card

ME: I DON’T CARE, YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY REPLACEMENT CARD BY NEXT WEEK. IM NOT GONNA DRIVE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO KL AND GET THE CARD. THIS IS YOUR END MISTAKE,WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY DOWN? WHEN I HAVE MADE IT CLEAR TO YOU ALL THAT THE CARD NEED TO BE SENT TO MY HOUSE ADDRESS!

Lady: Miss, but that is the only way..

ME: DON”T GIVE ME THAT ANSWER,YOU FIND YOUR WAY IF NOT,ARE YOU GONNA PAY ME IF I DON’T GET MY PAYMENT? Yes, yes…sia jahat. i know but bukan my salah i don’t think i should drive all the way to kl kan? By the way,bukannya i never confirm with them on the address.

Lady: Hold on miss, let me ask my manager.

Few minute later

Lady: ok miss, we will do special delivery for you. Your card will be sent at your house on Tuesday afternoon.

ME: ok. I will wait and i hope this time it will be sent to my house adress.

Lady: yes miss it will and sorry for the inconvenience caused.

ME: OK.

I don’t even have mood to apologies for being rude to her anymore i just hung up. I know it is not her fault as i do not deal with her from day one. I was dealing with 3 people all together..call center ba..macam mana juga mau deal with the same person when you do not even know their shift time and can’t even remember her name anymore… sigh.

I kinda feel bad for her…but atthe same time i think they deserved that kind of yelling once in a while..heheheh..baru boleh improved ba kan?

Oh well, nasib dia la tercakap with the lioness yesterday

May 3rd, 2008 by emelda

How was your day? Mine was just ok today..didn’t do much. My day started off pretty slow today. Am suppose to do few assigments but i my friend office do not have wireless connection hence i could not go online today from their office. Sigh..

Why can’t they just use wireless connection? Kan senang if they have wireless router? Mana mana i go i can get connection? Ai yo…

Anyway, i have just registered myself for sunday school today. Was pretty fast just fill in the form and then im ready to go for “school” again. Class start in June 1st ..heheeh.

Im still waiting for my moolah from my previous employer..till now i have  yet to received their reply. I wonder how long more do i need to wait. Sigh. So sad la..

Since i was out from the fitness industry, i have been doing some side business doing personal training and giving private swimming lesson. I have been advertising this in the local newspaper. The thing is,since the day my number has been advertised in the paper i have been receiving weird sms and calls! Some of it is pretty scary and funny!

There was one time, i received a call from a young man. Asking about swimming and how much do i charge per lesson, i thought he was a genuine caller but only to found out that this fella just want to “berkenalan” with me!! The thing is …he have no guts to ask about this when i was on the phone with him..but he have the guts to asked me on SMS pula!! Bodoh tak tu??LOL!!Not that i want to “berkenalan” but hey, be a gentleman la..kalau betul betul berani..cakap ba jangan after hanging up the phone then text me said”can we be friend” No balls!

The second incident lagi gila! This is how the text goes” Do you need toyboy? If you do please call me at 012 xxx xxxx. Im in need of RM150 urgent. It’s 25th bla bla bla…i was like..what the hell!!! Where the hell did he get my number from? The i remember, oh yea..newspaper ad! Sighhhhh..i obviously did not reply but guess who replied him? Dan la! hahahahahah it was hilarious la..that guys got the shock of his life seeing what Dan wrote and he apologies right after that!! LOL!! Padan muka, he deserved that!

And some don’t even bother to ask anything about the price charges,how many times a week i would give lesson or anything like that but just want to know where do i teach and what is the address! You think i would give you the address easily? Think i’m a dumb blond is it? Get really excited every time i get a call from the species called MAN? Puh…leaseeeeee!!! Geram you know and he have the cheeks to be very rude to me. Keep asking, ya mana address bagi address sekarang! Ei, bodoh betul la!

But nothing compare to this la, lets call this person R. R called me and asked me about all the packages. R seems genuine. I took the time to explain to R everything. Only to found out later that R is BI! Imagine how surprised i was! I was so shocked! R did sound bit weird on the phone but i thought that was Just how R is.Then when R send me THE TEXT confessing to me that R is BI, Man i was flabbergasted! and at the same time worried. But that time i still can say,well at least R is being honest. So i replied and said, i don’t have any issue with R sexual preferences just as long as we keep it at professional level. R did not text me back after that. But R called me few days later, me answered the phone thinking that R have received my earlier text! But nope,R did not. Obviously R called me to check if i am ok with R being BI!(At this time, only God knows how i feel deep inside) I felt soooo weird!! Having the conversation with R is already kinda weird now asking me question? Alamak!!! I was so nervous!! LOL!!! I never knew i will be in this situation ever in my whole life! I tried to keep my composure right while answering R’s question and tried to not even sound nervous at all..but i guess i failed! Hahaha..cos, i said it in one breathe! I have no problem with it as long as we keep it at professional level! Then there was silent at R’s end..few second later R said ok,i will see how this weekend. Will call you.

Man..i was sooo nervous!! And after that,i think balik..did i said that right? I just want to make sure R get the message that i’m not into this kind of relationship.I repeated what i said to R to Dan…Dan said it’s ok..but honestly..i am still worried!I feel like i did not get the message across…

Cut stories short, i followed up with the appointment \after that. Last week R could not make it but this week, R replied to my text like this”Darling,i want to do weight training instead of swimming and i want bit more than just personal touch and i know you can’t do that for me,can you work something out for me or try get another person?” i was like….whattttttttttttttttttttt??????????!!! I did not reply after that. I was just so dumbfounded that i don’t know how to reply R anymore.

I am thankful and glad that R is being very open with it but what’s with that reply? Alamak…i think that’s bit too much,no?( or is it me who get’s it wrong? I don’t know. But if i get that wrong pun i think i cant be blame for that kan,after how R confessed on R sexual preferences?)Even after i told her that i only do this personal training as a professional in the industry and im not into jiggery-pokery stuff? Masih tak faham?Pengsan i tell you.Aduh!

Anyway, i hope R will find the personal trainer that R wanted. I wish R all the best! Sorry R i can’t work something out for you and nope i don’t have any friend who is into this kind of thing in the industry.

Indeed, world is going crazier by day now….sigh.

P/s: In case you reader pun masih tak faham..im not into this kind of stuff k…im into Man..that is why i have my botak with me..i prefer banana then oyster!

April 18th, 2008 by emelda

Keluarga saya

Semua orang di dunia ini ada keluarga.Keluarga adalah family dalam bahasa orang putih.Keluarga mempunyai ayah ,ibu,abang,kakak,adek,nenek,datuk,pakcik,makcik dan etc,etc.

Pertama kali ingin saya memberitahu,bahawa semua orang di dunia ini mempunyai keluarga aman damai dan tidak berperang tetapi ada juga yang tidak aman damai kerana mereka berperang.

Saya ingin menceritakan pula tentang keluarga saya.Saya mempunyai seorang ibu dan ayah.Tetapi ibu saya kata dia pernah tidur dengan tiga orang lelaki di hotel mana dengan itu sah bahawa saya ini anak luar nikah kerana darah saya berlain jenis dengan ayah saya yang ada di rumah ini.

Ayah tidak peduli bila ibu keluar dengan lelaki lain.Ibu pula tidak risau jika ayah tidak pulang ke rumah walaupun hampir satu bulan.

Kakak dan abang saya tidak lagi bersekolah kerana mereka sudah berhenti.Kakak saya cantik seperti mirip wajah marilyn monroe yang sudah mati itu.Dia mati kerana terlanggar motor datuk saya yang enjinnya berkuasa 500cc.

Abang saya handsome ataupun kacak seperti Amitabh Bachan atau Sunjay Dutt.Kadang2 muka dia berubah seperti Acappan bila dia baru bangun tidur.Bila dia habis mandi,muka dia macam muka dia sendiri.Itulah kelebihan abang saya.

Seterusnya,saya menceritakan tentang adik saya.Walaupun saya tidak ada adik tetapi saya tipu kamu dengan mengatakan saya ada adik.

Demikianlah cerita tentang keluarga saya bahagia walaupun sebenarnya tidak. Sekian Harap maklum.

Yang Ikhlas,

BOB.

OH MY GOODNESS!! I can’t stop laughing reading this essay!!!!

Chegu Carol,macam mana pening sudah kepala kau baca ini essay?

April 7th, 2008 by emelda

What was your worse experience while watching movie in cinema? I have encountered few and have once asked someone to shut up! i just could not take it anymore…she was just plain annoying!! Talking and asking questions to the boyfriend loudly every single time..bang bang, kenape macam tu? Ala, kesian betul la bang bla bla bla… and some even sing along or finishing the line before the real actor/actress does! ARG!! I hate it! PUDDING HEAD! I did not paid RM12 to hear you sing or talk la!

But, nothing beat this scenario yesterday in the cinema!

2 couple.. and sad to say one of them pakai TUDUNG!

First couple- The man just could not take his hand off her chest!! It’s freaking bright(actually dimmed la) people could still see the surrounding and movement pretty clear in the cinema!Do they have to do that? Imagine kalau you have your kids around at that time,won’t you get really upset? Not that i have kids yet, but where is the respect towards other people??? THICKOS!

Second couple- I think they were too high with each other that they simply could not be bothered about the movie or even their surrounding anymore..they were too engrossed with each other that they just have to make out there and then with some hand action going on too!!! I was so disgusted!!! with all the sound effect coming from them! Uhh ahhh emmm…arg!!! What the hell!!! I feel like i was in some porn joint la yesterday!! I just could not understand..kalau betul betul dah gatal..no other place to do it is it? Like home or even a cheap hotel? Why do you have to do it in the cinema??? It’s a public place and a place where people watched movie…not to listen to your sound effect or watched you do your own movie…eh guna otak tu sikit…respect people la! BUDUH KANG! At one point, the man have to excuse himself to the loo..i guess he just need to take it out sudah la…i don’t think he could take it anymore! D.I.Y!!

Please la…. have some respect to other people or at least respect yourself!! Kalau tak pun..buka la tudung tu…buat malu saja!

P/s: I don’t have any ill feelings to any of the Muslims out there…but to those who pakai tudung and pretend to be an angel but actually…… hypocrite to the max!!!

And oh, i think she is just a mistress of this man…he is around 40 plus and she is just at her 20’s!!