Posts Tagged with Crazy
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If i were a man

I was reading one of Dan’s latest blog entry yesterday called “6 kick -ass questions to ask on a date” and this question made me do some thinking and imagination….LOL!

“If you instantly turned into a woman/man for a day, how would you spend that day?”

I tell you how i would spent the day if  i’m  a man for a day.

“Be warn, my wild imagination”

1- I would definitely go to the loo and pee more often! I need to train my target right, right?? I definitely would not want to mess the toilet with careless and messy target…hahahhahaha

2- I would definitely look and admire my “BROTHER” since  i only have 1 day with it anyway…hahahah. I have been living with Vijajay for 29 years now…one day admiring and just admiring  the Brother no harm kan?? hahahahahaha..

3- I would look at women boob and see how will my brother react, will it stand or will it just stay calm… i mean, most guys tell me they get turned on seeing booby…and i for sure want to know how uncomfortable it can be when you trying hard to ask willie to calm down. LOL!

4-How exciting can it be scratching the crotch area  in public verses doing it in private, i know it’s gross but hey we women never have the guts to do that in open!! But with men… it’s  just so easy! I for sure have seen more than 20 of them now in my entire life!

5- How it feels like to have armpit hair without worrying how it will look like. Hmm come to think of it, mesti busuk gila tu…eeeeeeee, YUCK! I wonder will it be itchy to have thick armpit hair?? OH GROSS!!! Geezzz….imagination going overdrive mode now…

6- I like man with chest hair, i think it’s sexy, so for sure i want to have chest hair if i turned into man for a day but not super freaking thick chest hair la..just nice would do.. and i would not mind showing it off man…hahahhahaha…hmm imagining me as guy having chest hair make me feel sexayyyyyy already…wahahahhahahahaha!! “Gosh, i think i’m sick in the head..why do i have to do this to myself?”

7- How it feel like to woo and kiss a woman. hahahahah… jeng jeng jeng… ada sifat sifat mau jadi lesbian i hear?? hahahahahah… told you my imagination going on overdrive now…and maybe i am a lesbo??? You’ll never know kan?? wahahahahaha… JAGAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Anyhow, i better get back to my healthcare job…enough with this crazy imagination talk of mine… have a good day peeps!

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Facelift
Hi All! How have you been? I know i have not been blogging or blog hop for ages.. but that’s because i am very busy with work and training lately and i have become the sulky,bad mood Emelda this past few days. Not a happy person.. Anyhoo, im not gonna... Continue Reading
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Innocent or inappropriate
This is another one that i found in Ivillage web. This time it’s food naming and packaging…hahahha..gila la bah diorang ni. Big Nuts anyone?? Apparently this chocolate is super yummy too..:P He represents the largest bakery in the world, founded in Mexico City in 1945 and specifically named to do... Continue Reading
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Creativity gone crazy…LOL!
I found this creative pictures of kitchen utensil in ivillage Very creative some of it.. so thought of sharing it with you Shoe shape butter dish. Can you imagine serving butter in  this to your guest?? ?This is pretty usual. I believe you’ve seen this everywhere now. Tissue that comes... Continue Reading
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Conversation
[ad] Conversation..yea, everyone does that in daily life.. talk, talk, talk and talk… we can’t live without talking! That’s the fact! If not, no genius will create handphone or even house phone, right? But, nope im not gonna talk about telephone or handphone..but a weird conversation i had…yes, it was... Continue Reading
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To Jakartan’s it’s a campaign but to a sabahan girl..it’s an extraordinary experience!
[ad] this is not a Christmas party invitations…but if you wanna checked out just that..then i suggest click the link given. I forgot my handphone back in my apartment..decided to asked the taxi driver to make a u turn and drive me back to the apartment. To my surprise ..he... Continue Reading
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Heavy haze in KL!
[ad] Yep, for the past few days..all i wanted was the rain to drop at our area… it is freaking hot here and having a house without curtains on the main sliding door doesn’t help too, it felt like im in a sauna everyday!! Yea,Yea…i know… its been a year... Continue Reading
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