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If i were a man

I was reading one of Dan’s latest blog entry yesterday called “6 kick -ass questions to ask on a date” and this question made me do some thinking and imagination….LOL!

“If you instantly turned into a woman/man for a day, how would you spend that day?”

I tell you how i would spent the day if  i’m  a man for a day.

“Be warn, my wild imagination”

1- I would definitely go to the loo and pee more often! I need to train my target right, right?? I definitely would not want to mess the toilet with careless and messy target…hahahhahaha

2- I would definitely look and admire my “BROTHER” since  i only have 1 day with it anyway…hahahah. I have been living with Vijajay for 29 years now…one day admiring and just admiring  the Brother no harm kan?? hahahahahaha..

3- I would look at women boob and see how will my brother react, will it stand or will it just stay calm… i mean, most guys tell me they get turned on seeing booby…and i for sure want to know how uncomfortable it can be when you trying hard to ask willie to calm down. LOL!

4-How exciting can it be scratching the crotch area  in public verses doing it in private, i know it’s gross but hey we women never have the guts to do that in open!! But with men… it’s  just so easy! I for sure have seen more than 20 of them now in my entire life!

5- How it feels like to have armpit hair without worrying how it will look like. Hmm come to think of it, mesti busuk gila tu…eeeeeeee, YUCK! I wonder will it be itchy to have thick armpit hair?? OH GROSS!!! Geezzz….imagination going overdrive mode now…

6- I like man with chest hair, i think it’s sexy, so for sure i want to have chest hair if i turned into man for a day but not super freaking thick chest hair la..just nice would do.. and i would not mind showing it off man…hahahhahaha…hmm imagining me as guy having chest hair make me feel sexayyyyyy already…wahahahhahahahaha!! “Gosh, i think i’m sick in the head..why do i have to do this to myself?”

7- How it feel like to woo and kiss a woman. hahahahah… jeng jeng jeng… ada sifat sifat mau jadi lesbian i hear?? hahahahahah… told you my imagination going on overdrive now…and maybe i am a lesbo??? You’ll never know kan?? wahahahahaha… JAGAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Anyhow, i better get back to my healthcare job…enough with this crazy imagination talk of mine… have a good day peeps!

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Kepoh and insensitive people
Lately, FB irritate the hell out of me… I mean, those message they leave on my shout out.. very irritating and can be very rude! I don’t know about you guys..but i feel like i have bunch of hmmm… sot sot people i guess. Ok,so Im married but that doesn’t... Continue Reading
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My precious Gummy
Been ages since i’ve posted her pictures here… so here’s her latest update. My naughty, blur looking dog who at times i think she think she’s a cat! But im thankful that she is not like Marley the movie dog where he’ll makan everything and anything including lingerie…kalau inda, habis... Continue Reading
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9 months from now
In 9 more months from now, i will officially be hitting the big 30. How do i feel you ask?  I’m super excited and can’t wait for it, Seriously!!! I have a feeling that next year will be a huge year for me.. a good freaking huge year Not only... Continue Reading
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5 easy tips to stay fit and healthy during Ramadan.
Ramadan is just around the corner, for those who will be fasting, you must be busy preparing yourself kan?  Well, today im gonna post food and exercise you can do during Ramadan month. This is just s general guide line but i do hope you can benefit something out of... Continue Reading
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Facelift
Hi All! How have you been? I know i have not been blogging or blog hop for ages.. but that’s because i am very busy with work and training lately and i have become the sulky,bad mood Emelda this past few days. Not a happy person.. Anyhoo, im not gonna... Continue Reading
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Joachim Low and Holland
Im suppose to learn more about workout stuff and Personal training thingy for tomorrow’s training but it’s already late, my brain sudah malas mau berfungsi… i’m tired too from walking around The Garden Mid valley and Sogo today temaning Daniel beli his baju.. yes, my husband shopping sakan today, banyak... Continue Reading
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Marcell Siahaan
I never like anyone yang mata sepet..i dont know why..maybe because i myself have mate sepet too which i totally find it unattractive! I don’t really like the size of my eyes to be honest with you …. terlalu kecil sia rasa.  Anyway, this post won’t be about my eyes…... Continue Reading
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Where is my salary?
This happen few days back….. somewhere in Mid Valley office. B phone rang with text message notification. A: Hi Morning, When will i get my salary? Will the HR bank in my salary or should i come and get it in HQ? B: Blur reading the text messages and decided... Continue Reading
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